♏ 001 | text | day 339

[dicey]

I have been reading through your strange network for the past few hours, and I have to say, Asgard.

You are all a 8unch of complete weirdos.

A lot of you may already 8e aware of this, so I'm not going to hem and haw a8out it. 8ut I wanted to get it out there, 8efore I actually start talking to any of you. You are 8izarre creatures and this is an 8izarre place, and I'm not totally sure how I feel a8out you yet! 8eyond the whole "strange" thing, 8ut that's pro8a8ly o8vious, considering I've used three synonyms for it already. One of them twice.

I can also tell that this is a violent place, what with all the talk of fighting and defense, and what with the fact that I just got here and I've already 8een attacked 8y one of you. (Cute try, 8y the way, 8ut your powers were weak compared to what I've seen! lol. 8ut don't let me 8ring you down or anything. Keep up with practicing on random little girls who are just minding their own 8usiness. You can do it, I 8elieve in you!!!!!!!!) 8ut luckily for me, I'm prepared for you guys.

Are you prepared for me? :::;)

[Residents of Hel House are free to have noticed the bloody blue footprints leading from the front door to the kitchen, and then from the kitchen to room 403, where she is currently holed up like a shut-in. She's not nearly as comfortable with all of this as she's pretending to be, and she's determined not to show her face until she can walk the walk as well as she can talk the talk.]

Comments

[becauseichooseto]

'Attacked'? Do you know who? Or have a description?

[dicey]

A crazy alien chick with a tail. Why? Did she escape from you? ::::O

[becauseichooseto]

Because I could very well be next, couldn't I? [Always claim to be self-serving: people tend to trust you quicker.]

[dicey]

I guess? I don't know, it kind of seemed like she had it out for me. God knows why, I don't know who the fuck she was!

[nukeoleptic]

oh
hi, vriska

[dicey]

Gr8. Another person I know, 8ut don't know?

[nukeoleptic]

my name is jade harley :p
i am one of the humans you played sburb with

[ The fact that Vriska might not have played Sburb yet doesn't even occur to her. ]

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[samantha_grey]

[Oh, so you want to call her out for this, do you? You want to keep this going, eh Vriska? Well she vaguely remembered a type setting she'd gotten together when she had first been trying to flirt with Gamzee.

...that had been a mistake, but it would work a little bit better here, though she'd likely get mocked for it like the last time she'd used it. Better not to make it public though.]

Nice try, you mutilated cyclops. Trying to shame me by pretending to be some helpless little girl. I'm not sure what's more pathetic, your attempt to pretend to be a helpless little waif, and that a free dinner is an attack, or your attempt to convince anyone that that you got beaten up by a weakling.

You do want to be taken seriously this time, right?

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[dicey]

You controled my f8cking 8ody and made m8 eat some rancid, pro8a8ly poison8ous shit! Don't th8nk I didn't see you spr8nkle that powder into the food 8efore y8u forced it on me!

And all 8ecause of some psych8tic grudge you h8ve for something I d8dn't even do! Wow. You sure d8 have the moral high ground h8re. You are s8 gr8. Go you!!!!!!!!

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[samantha_grey]

You get an E for Effort. Do you think I don't know that you'd have done the same exact thing if your powers were working and you were the slightest bit ticked off? Stop trying to pretend you aren't what you are. It's nauseating.

And please. That powder wasn't going to kill you. If I wanted to really poison you, there's better stuff. I let you live, you wretched excuse for a troll.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < someone attacked you?
:33 < are you okay?

[Though Nepeta knows the real question here is are THEY okay.]

[dicey]

Of course I'm ok! Their attacks were weak, and I was a8le to escape easily.

For now. 8ut I'll 8e 8ack. ::::)

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < yes i suppaws you will be :33
:33 < have you b33n settling in okay?
:33 < its purretty interesting here isnt it

[asthehero]

Complete weirdos probably is an understatement for these guys.

Why do I get the feeling you weren't really minding your own business?

[dicey]

I don't know. Are you a judgmental asshole like everyone else I've met here?

I was going up to my 8lock and that's it.

[asthehero]

It's entirely possible, but probably not. [Wow Vriska, let him pretend to be a nice guy for a little bit, jeeze.]

Your 8lock? What's a 8lock supposed to be? [When you give a technology-stunted demigod typing quirks, he doesn't know how to react.]

[holyfight]

I hear that a lot!
That I'm weird, I mean!

[dicey]

Then it must 8e dou8ly true!

[holyfight]

But how can you be doubly weird?

[text]

[ghostcalls]

[ oh man was this doing a number on nico's eyes. he tries to reread it a few times before getting annoyed and going with the "skimmed" version. ]

how did you get attacked already?

rephrase that. how did you get attacked already and then decide everyone but you were the weirdos? because all i've seen since getting here are festivals.

[text]

[dicey]

I got attacked 8ecause I met a crazy person who thought she knew me and wanted to use me to appease her psycho grudge.

I think you're all weirdos 8ecause you act like weirdos on this network. ::::P

[text]

[ghostcalls]

[ great, just what he needed- people running around attacking each other. this place just got better and better. ]

and the way you're acting on the network isn't weird at all?

[text]

[soulcontracts]

Must you type that way?

[text]

[dicey]

Yes!

[Well, no. Probably not. But still.]

Must you type so 8oringly?

[text]

[soulcontracts]

What is the significance of the misformed text smiles?