♏ 001 | text | day 339

[dicey]

I have been reading through your strange network for the past few hours, and I have to say, Asgard.

You are all a 8unch of complete weirdos.

A lot of you may already 8e aware of this, so I'm not going to hem and haw a8out it. 8ut I wanted to get it out there, 8efore I actually start talking to any of you. You are 8izarre creatures and this is an 8izarre place, and I'm not totally sure how I feel a8out you yet! 8eyond the whole "strange" thing, 8ut that's pro8a8ly o8vious, considering I've used three synonyms for it already. One of them twice.

I can also tell that this is a violent place, what with all the talk of fighting and defense, and what with the fact that I just got here and I've already 8een attacked 8y one of you. (Cute try, 8y the way, 8ut your powers were weak compared to what I've seen! lol. 8ut don't let me 8ring you down or anything. Keep up with practicing on random little girls who are just minding their own 8usiness. You can do it, I 8elieve in you!!!!!!!!) 8ut luckily for me, I'm prepared for you guys.

Are you prepared for me? :::;)

[Residents of Hel House are free to have noticed the bloody blue footprints leading from the front door to the kitchen, and then from the kitchen to room 403, where she is currently holed up like a shut-in. She's not nearly as comfortable with all of this as she's pretending to be, and she's determined not to show her face until she can walk the walk as well as she can talk the talk.]

Comments

[becauseichooseto]

'Attacked'? Do you know who? Or have a description?

[dicey]

A crazy alien chick with a tail. Why? Did she escape from you? ::::O

[becauseichooseto]

Because I could very well be next, couldn't I? [Always claim to be self-serving: people tend to trust you quicker.]

[dicey]

I guess? I don't know, it kind of seemed like she had it out for me. God knows why, I don't know who the fuck she was!

[becauseichooseto]

Unfortunately, I'm new, so I can't answer to that. But these things are rarely mysterious for long.

[dicey]

I'll find out her name when I'm killing her. ::::)

[becauseichooseto]

Apparently, death doesn't quite stick here, but I'm sure her name will come up.

[dicey]

Yeah, I've heard. 8ut killing still proves you mean 8usiness, and I do.

[nukeoleptic]

oh
hi, vriska

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[samantha_grey]

[Oh, so you want to call her out for this, do you? You want to keep this going, eh Vriska? Well she vaguely remembered a type setting she'd gotten together when she had first been trying to flirt with Gamzee.

...that had been a mistake, but it would work a little bit better here, though she'd likely get mocked for it like the last time she'd used it. Better not to make it public though.]

Nice try, you mutilated cyclops. Trying to shame me by pretending to be some helpless little girl. I'm not sure what's more pathetic, your attempt to pretend to be a helpless little waif, and that a free dinner is an attack, or your attempt to convince anyone that that you got beaten up by a weakling.

You do want to be taken seriously this time, right?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < someone attacked you?
:33 < are you okay?

[Though Nepeta knows the real question here is are THEY okay.]

[becauseichooseto]

I'm starting to understand why you were attacked.

[dicey]

XXXXO

8ecause I know how to defend myself? Rude!

[becauseichooseto]

I shouldn't be surprised if you'd gone and started it! [tsk] One would think you were a sore loser.

[dicey]

Gr8. Another person I know, 8ut don't know?

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[dicey]

You controled my f8cking 8ody and made m8 eat some rancid, pro8a8ly poison8ous shit! Don't th8nk I didn't see you spr8nkle that powder into the food 8efore y8u forced it on me!

And all 8ecause of some psych8tic grudge you h8ve for something I d8dn't even do! Wow. You sure d8 have the moral high ground h8re. You are s8 gr8. Go you!!!!!!!!

[dicey]

Of course I'm ok! Their attacks were weak, and I was a8le to escape easily.

For now. 8ut I'll 8e 8ack. ::::)

[dicey]

I didn't! I was just trying to get to my 8lock to take a shower. ::::(

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[samantha_grey]

You get an E for Effort. Do you think I don't know that you'd have done the same exact thing if your powers were working and you were the slightest bit ticked off? Stop trying to pretend you aren't what you are. It's nauseating.

And please. That powder wasn't going to kill you. If I wanted to really poison you, there's better stuff. I let you live, you wretched excuse for a troll.

[nukeoleptic]

my name is jade harley :p
i am one of the humans you played sburb with

[ The fact that Vriska might not have played Sburb yet doesn't even occur to her. ]

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[dicey]

Ok, I'm g8ing to spell 8t out f8r you 8ec8use you are cle8rly t88 dense to g8t it on y8ur own!

I.

D8N'T.

KNOW.

Y8U.

What8ver you th8nk I did to you, I d8dn't!

[dicey]

[She just chalks "Sburb" up to a typo, because clearly the game is called "Sgrub". Duh. Everybody knows that.]

What the fuck is a human?

[nukeoleptic]

wait
lmfao
seriously??

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[samantha_grey]

Yeah, see, I get that. I got that the moment we first talked and you didn't remember me from either of the times you got back. Here's what you're not getting.

This isn't a grudge.

How would you put this? It's a bulge comparison, and you're just not measuring up, and I'm having a hard time not laughing my ass off that you ever made me nervous in the first place, you egotistical windbag. I'm starting to wonder if I was just stupid before and actually took you seriously.

[dicey]

[........]

Do humans have tails?

This is important.