008 ♒ Video

[fishdouche]

[Eridan gives a wide, cheeky grin to the video feed as he speaks, his joy almost palpable.]

I'm feelin' strangely magnanimous this wweek, Asgard. Wwhat do you say to a little soiree at Baldr's welcome house right noww to celebrate some pretty fuckin' amazin' newws I happened to just get!

[AKA Sollux is gone. And Eridan is going to throw a party. Literally.]

It's not evvery day you havve somethin' as serendipitous as Sollux fuckin' mutant freak Captor gettin' out a' your hair forevver to celebrate!

[He narrows his eyes at the screen, leaning forward.]

An' no one better think a' messin' wwith my good mood. Or I'll gut you wwhere you stand.

[He shuts off the video feed with a grin that's both happy and menacing.]

OOC: Eridan is throwing the biggest party Asgard has ever seen. He's even got some fireworks just for this celebration. So, come one, come all to Baldr's welcome house! Even if you have no CR with Eridan or any homestuck, the party is open to all characters. If there's interest in a log, I'll put one up, otherwise action spam in this post is fine.

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

oh my god
seriously????
fuck you >X(

[fishdouche]

as if anyone here could actually stand that fuckin wwaste a space
he did us all a favvor by goin back wwhere he belongs
blind an bleedin that ugly yellow to death

[tongue3y3s]

1 SW34R TO FUCK 1 4M GO1NG TO SN1FF YOU DOWN
4ND 1 4M GO1NG TO R1P YOUR SH4M3 GLOB3S OUT THROUGH YOUR SQU4WK BL1ST3R

[fishdouche]

id like to see you try ter
im the one wwith the harpoon gun an all fivve senses

[tipsygnostalgia]

:(

[fishdouche]

first a all smileys are real fuckin annoyin
second a all its not my fault you got yourself mixed up wwith his wweird mutant bulges

i wwont miss that fuck rox

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

"Gut you", is it? Well, then, give it a go. Because you are a sorry excuse for a person if you dance on people's sorrow. It doesn't matter what you thought of him.

[Video]

[fishdouche]

You didn't evven knoww that reprehensible fuck. He stole my moirail an' possible matesprit. He took evverythin' from me.

An' I am goin' to celebrate nevver havvin' to look at his ugly mug again.

... Just try an' stop me.

[TEXT | ANONYMOUS | PRIVATE]

[lethechained]

[There are so many things she could say to this.]

[There are so many things she wants to say, things she'd very much like to say. It's not easy to make her blood boil so, nor to make her wish for even a moment that she were more vindictive.]

[But she is very, very tired, and there is nothing to be gained, she thinks, from going about this the way she's tempted to.]


Gloating doesn't suit you.

[TEXT | ANONYMOUS | PRIVATE]

[fishdouche]

wwhy should i care about some wwriggler wwho wwont evven showw their faces opinion

hint

i fucking DONT

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[samantha_grey]

[Samantha had meant for this to be private, but it didn't work out that way. She was just a little annoyed. It was almost miraculous. She hadn't been this annoyed with Eridan in a while.]

Oi! Fin-rot! What the hell are you thinking? News flash! You might have hated him but most of the people you're poking actually liked captain pissed off!

I was trying to keep a low profile. Don't make me attend this thing just to make sure you don't make too much of an ass of yourself.

Video

[fishdouche]

[He shrugs. Nothing can mess up his good mood right now. Nothing.]

Let's get one thing straight right the fuck noww, Sam. I will cull anyone wwho gets in my wway a' havvin' a good time tonight.

That bulgefuck is finally gone, an' I am goin' to livve it up wwhile I still can before the gods bring another incarnation a' him here.

Video; about 50% private due to network failure

[pratentious]

Samantha.

[ Three guesses who is not amused and the first two don't count. ]

You are familiar with this ... troll?

[ Sliding right past the instinctive urge to insult; she's obviously close to him. ]

video.

[livedtwice]

Do you really think it's a good idea to loudly celebrate someone leaving when everyone else clearly doesn't feel the same way? You could have even celebrated without mentioning why.

video.

[fishdouche]

Your mistake is thinkin' I givve a damn about their misguided opinions on that pissblood.

video

[exloserspromise]

[Okay, so ignoring the fact that this is the first troll he's ever seen--there are some pretty weird people in this place so Steve's just learning to roll with it--this kid is obviously a complete douchebag.]

You can't just threaten to gut people if they ruin your day.

video

[fishdouche]

[Oh, Steve, so naive.]

An' wwhy can't I? Wwho's goin' to stop me?

[bestestfurrend]

Eridan!

[fishdouche]

Wwhat, Nep? Can't I be happy that the fuckin' bane a' my existence is finally gone?

It's just a little party. Evveryone's freakin' out like a strung up his corpse in the middle a' the hall for decoration...

[That's not a bad idea, though.]

[lalondelicious]

Well now, that is certainly an unmistakable accent.

Coupled with your delightful personality it is certainly... something to make your acquaintance again. Do you do this for everyone or just "Sollux fucking mutant freak Captor"? That really is a mouthful, you might want to consider just using his name.

[fishdouche]

oh its the fake wwitch
dont feel like youre not special ight i remind you that you wwere the one to turn dowwn my obsidian proposal
havvin second thoughts are wwe

[pratentious]

Your insensitivity and deeply offensive personality aside, publicly broadcast threats will earn you no favours. If you bring harm to one of our own unprovoked, you will have the weight of this city bear down upon you.

[fishdouche]

I'vve committed genocide before. A feww humans wwon't be a problem.

[He waves his hand dismissively. The few drinks he's had have gone right to his head.]

video; private

[wasthemaster]

At least someone else is just as glad as I am that he's disappeared.

video; private

[fishdouche]

I'm really not fuckin' sure wwhy the gods aren't throwwing a damned parade, really.

[getinthechariot]

[Guess who just showed up with a giant barrel of booze]

A party, eh?

Sorry! I'm a bit slow b/c school started this week.

[fishdouche]

[See! His party is totally justified! People are showing up with... barrels?]

Indeed. The best party Baldr's evver seen once more people showw up.

[There are a few people, mostly natives an Eridan's few friends who have shown up/Eridan dragged forceably into the hall.]