asgardeventide | 008 ♒ Video

[Eridan gives a wide, cheeky grin to the video feed as he speaks, his joy almost palpable.]

I'm feelin' strangely magnanimous this wweek, Asgard. Wwhat do you say to a little soiree at Baldr's welcome house right noww to celebrate some pretty fuckin' amazin' newws I happened to just get!

[AKA Sollux is gone. And Eridan is going to throw a party. Literally.]

It's not evvery day you havve somethin' as serendipitous as Sollux fuckin' mutant freak Captor gettin' out a' your hair forevver to celebrate!

[He narrows his eyes at the screen, leaning forward.]

An' no one better think a' messin' wwith my good mood. Or I'll gut you wwhere you stand.

[He shuts off the video feed with a grin that's both happy and menacing.]

OOC: Eridan is throwing the biggest party Asgard has ever seen. He's even got some fireworks just for this celebration. So, come one, come all to Baldr's welcome house! Even if you have no CR with Eridan or any homestuck, the party is open to all characters. If there's interest in a log, I'll put one up, otherwise action spam in this post is fine.

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oh my god
seriously????
fuck you >X(

as if anyone here could actually stand that fuckin wwaste a space
he did us all a favvor by goin back wwhere he belongs
blind an bleedin that ugly yellow to death

no, seriously, shut up
god
hes not dying
hes not dead
hes going to be fine
hes probably better off than stuck freaking here anyway

1 SW34R TO FUCK 1 4M GO1NG TO SN1FF YOU DOWN
4ND 1 4M GO1NG TO R1P YOUR SH4M3 GLOB3S OUT THROUGH YOUR SQU4WK BL1ST3R

"Gut you", is it? Well, then, give it a go. Because you are a sorry excuse for a person if you dance on people's sorrow. It doesn't matter what you thought of him.

first a all smileys are real fuckin annoyin
second a all its not my fault you got yourself mixed up wwith his wweird mutant bulges

i wwont miss that fuck rox

id like to see you try ter
im the one wwith the harpoon gun an all fivve senses

Edited 2013-08-23 23:15 (UTC)

hate to ruin your little delusion
but i culled that little fuck didnt you knoww
hes dead an gone

You didn't evven knoww that reprehensible fuck. He stole my moirail an' possible matesprit. He took evverythin' from me.

An' I am goin' to celebrate nevver havvin' to look at his ugly mug again.

... Just try an' stop me.

[There are so many things she could say to this.]

[There are so many things she wants to say, things she'd very much like to say. It's not easy to make her blood boil so, nor to make her wish for even a moment that she were more vindictive.]

[But she is very, very tired, and there is nothing to be gained, she thinks, from going about this the way she's tempted to.]

Gloating doesn't suit you.

wwhy should i care about some wwriggler wwho wwont evven showw their faces opinion

hint

i fucking DONT

[She half regrets ever making that notice, given what the information has wrought. (Regardless of whether he heard it from that, it makes her insides twist.)]

Just because an opinion comes from an anonymous source doesn't mean it's invalid. If you don't believe me then go ahead and ask the others.

Edited 2013-08-24 00:27 (UTC)

sollux captor is not a fuckin martyr or someone to respect or MISS
he wwas a blight on evveryones life an wwere better off noww that hes gone

Edited 2013-08-24 00:28 (UTC)

[That he should say something like that--]

How so?

[Not for the first time, she is immensely grateful that she chose to keep this a matter of text communication.]

he nevver learned his proper place as a yellow blood
servvin his betters
or evven better culled wwhen he wwas a grub

[The hemospectrum has never sat well with her, not on any occasion upon which she's learned more of it. Reprehensible enough on its own, it's outright disgusting when mentioned as a matter of actually being put into practice.]

Would you have chosen to serve people who treated you the way that you treat others if you were born with lower blood? How does something that they have no control over warrant that they be used?

What about your betters? [For a given value of 'betters'.] Did you serve them? Or would you rather act as though everyone else is beneath you?

[Samantha had meant for this to be private, but it didn't work out that way. She was just a little annoyed. It was almost miraculous. She hadn't been this annoyed with Eridan in a while.]

Oi! Fin-rot! What the hell are you thinking? News flash! You might have hated him but most of the people you're poking actually liked captain pissed off!

I was trying to keep a low profile. Don't make me attend this thing just to make sure you don't make too much of an ass of yourself.

let me explain somethin to you you miserable wwaste a breath shit for blood
there is no one NO ONE fuckin higher than me except for the condesce and fef themselvves
evveryone is beloww me
the hemospectrum keeps disgustin wwarmbloods like you from risin abovve wwhere you belong
an evven then id rather just wwipe you all off the face a the planet
just because this place doesnt adhere to the right order doesnt mean its null and vvoid
I AM BETTER than all a you
i wwill alwways be better than all a you
my blood is my fuckin birthright givven to me by the orphaner dualscar himself

[He shrugs. Nothing can mess up his good mood right now. Nothing.]

Let's get one thing straight right the fuck noww, Sam. I will cull anyone wwho gets in my wway a' havvin' a good time tonight.

That bulgefuck is finally gone, an' I am goin' to livve it up wwhile I still can before the gods bring another incarnation a' him here.

Edited 2013-08-24 01:42 (UTC)

... at least you're not brain-dense enough to think they might not bring him back just to spite you. Look, you might be breathing easier but antagonizing a chunk of the city's not going to make this near as happy a night as you think.

Fuck it. I'm showing up, god help me. Someone needs to.

[She's going to be sooo sour about this whole thing.]

Edited 2013-08-24 01:47 (UTC)

[Now, see, if any of those insults meant a single thing to her, this would be a lot more difficult. (If one wants to wound her, they've got to find an insult with some truth to it.)]

What good does your blood do you here? It wouldn't have done you much good even back in your own world if someone had decided that you were no longer worth keeping around. [And she really only phrases it that way because of the implications of that slavery.]

Doesn't that mean that you should obey Feferi no matter what she said? No matter what she asked of you? How well did you respect her blood? By your logic she was better than even you.

[He growls under his breath.]

If you showw up, you wwill not say a good wword about that nooklicker, do you hear me? Or I wwill make you regret it.

you wwil not talk about fef like you knoww the first fuckin thing about her you HUMAN
fef was my moirail i looked out for wwhat wwas best for her
not that i expect a pan damaged idiot like you to understand that
my wworld is kill or be killed
an im still fuckin around if that tells you anythin

[She would comment on the fact that he cannot actually prove she's human were she not more concerned about what that might mean for the few trolls in the city than about correcting him.]

I can't say that I do. I only asked what you thought.

Do you think that killing her was what was best for her?

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