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[2cool4guardian]

 

Denizens of Asgard!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?

The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!

And let's not forget about our blinging redhead and his collection of fanboys and fangirls!
Or should we say 'his pimps and ho's

Asgard is sure filled with tragic love stories, isn't it?
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS

The keen eyes of The As(s)guardian have noticed that some of our lovely denizens struggle with the act of kissing. And if isn't the act of kissing itself it is kissing the wrong person!
My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!





{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}

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((ooc: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The post for the Gossip Girl plot! Anything too dumb I'm blaming it on Loki. I'm turning off my notifs so feel free to mingle and jump on each other. Remember the network is glitchy so have fun with that too! Jack and Loki will anonfail some time in the comments so keep an eye out for them. If you need to contact us for anything, comment on the ooc plotting post or shoot us a pm.))

Comments

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[not_a_troll]

You started this discussion about me being useful or not. Allow me to convey how unimpressed I am: :-|

[emperor_with_no_groove]

Actually, it’s common sense. Everyone here has a new ability, and they can only get stronger by training, and talking to other people. Wasting your time on this crap is obviously counterproductive.

[Oh look, emotes. How edgy. Color Akihiko equally unimpressed.]

Yeah, right back at ya.

[anon text]

[not_a_troll]

It is not our task to fight a god's war. I wish to be of help, to ensure the safety of Anonymous' friends. But I do not wish to fight this war.

[anon text]

[emperor_with_no_groove]

......

[Those remarks actually cool his temper down. He knows that not everyone is cut out for battle. Still…]

Well, that’s your choice. But was all this really necessary? You’ve upset a lot of people.

[anon text]

[not_a_troll]

[Loki thinks about this. This prank has been a nice change of pace. And a nice escape from certain happenings. But Loki isn't going to say that.]

It is all in jest. There is no malicious intent whatsoever.

Its necessity lies in the eye of the beholder.

[emperor_with_no_groove]

For fun, huh?

[He immediately thinks of Junpei and Ryoji. They probably would've pulled something like this on the other SEES members. Then Mitsuru would promptly execute them.]

There are other ways to get people to cool down and relax, you know. So maybe next time, you should go a different route. Just think about it.

[not_a_troll]

Indeed. For fun.

I do not wish to antagonize others. It saddens me greatly that they think I have such intentions.

I am a kind Anonymous who wishes the best for Other Asgard.

[emperor_with_no_groove]

[Unless this guy or girl is really that socially inept, Akihiko can’t see how anyone could have missed it. But he will give the other the benefit of the doubt. He’s just that stupidly trusting sometimes.]

I don’t think it came off that way, to some people. But you shouldn’t give up! Everyone takes in stuff differently. Keep trying, okay?