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[2cool4guardian]

 

Denizens of Asgard!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?

The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!

And let's not forget about our blinging redhead and his collection of fanboys and fangirls!
Or should we say 'his pimps and ho's

Asgard is sure filled with tragic love stories, isn't it?
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING HANDS

The keen eyes of The As(s)guardian have noticed that some of our lovely denizens struggle with the act of kissing. And if isn't the act of kissing itself it is kissing the wrong person!
My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!





{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}

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((ooc: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The post for the Gossip Girl plot! Anything too dumb I'm blaming it on Loki. I'm turning off my notifs so feel free to mingle and jump on each other. Remember the network is glitchy so have fun with that too! Jack and Loki will anonfail some time in the comments so keep an eye out for them. If you need to contact us for anything, comment on the ooc plotting post or shoot us a pm.))

Comments

[anon text]

[not_a_troll]

Do you have that right then? :-O

[no_dreams_for_you]

[…Interesting question.]

No. By default, no one in this world does, until a judicial system has been agreed upon and established.

[anon text]

[not_a_troll]

[This guy is the most serious guy Loki has ever seen and he wonders who would win if it would come to a frowning contest between this guy and Sasuke.]

And does that system apply to this situation?

[no_dreams_for_you]

[Great question. The world may never know.

Gaara would totally kick Sasuke’s ass in that respect.]

It is usually more applicable to criminal cases, unless an argument for slander can be asserted. Antics of this nature are most likely considered to be juvenile.

[anon text]

[not_a_troll]

[Therefore it needs to happen.]

You see? That is exactly what I have been thinking. It does not apply to this situation.

This is just merely the truth. Or are you trying to deny the existence of fangirls and fanboys swooning over your swagger?

[no_dreams_for_you]

You seem to have overlooked the “slander” aspect. There is a false accusation of two people being in a relationship.

I am not familiar with those terms. [What the hell are fangirls and fanboys…] Furthermore, I sincerely doubt that my walking stance is an appealing attribute.

[not_a_troll]

Are you the strong arm of the law? Are you sure the words described in this issue are false?

Are there people from your home fond of you? Do they admire you? Do they wish to be in your presence?

[no_dreams_for_you]

I have questioned those individuals, and they both denied the claim. They have firsthand knowledge, above everyone else.

[A long pause. His siblings claim that he does have admirers, but due to limited interaction, Gaara has no idea if they’re being sincere. Who could ever love a monster?]

Some, perhaps. Why do you wish to know?

[not_a_troll]

You have accused Anonymous with lying. But here you are confessing that you having fangirls and fanboys and other fan-related-fans.

Therefore Anonymous did not lie.

You should take a good look at your sense of justice again, Gaara.

[no_dreams_for_you]

[Unseen, Gaara frowns with mild frustration. This Anonymous person doesn’t know him either, doesn’t understand anything about his life back in Suna. He has no idea where any of this is even coming from.

Then again, Gaara is still learning about social interaction. There are a lot of things that he doesn’t get just yet.]

I do not possess “fans.” They are my people – nothing more.

You cannot claim to know, or even comprehend my background, nor my situation. The fact that you hide behind a shield of anonymity implicates your reluctance to be judged.