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Jack Frost ([personal profile] 2cool4guardian) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-08-09 09:45 pm

[Anon Text] The editors are not responsible for any possible side effects.


 
Denizens of Asgard!
You wanted to know the truth about these so called gods?
The As(s)Guardian has heard you!
No more secrets! No more unanswered questions!
ARE YOUR BODIES WELL PREPARED?




The truth is shocking, isn't it?
How is it possible to be living under the ruling of such vitiate deities?
Well, dear readers, it shouldn't be a problem at all.
BECAUSE THE TRAVELLERS ARE AS BAD AS THEIR UNPOPULAR GODS!



And let's not forget about our blinging redhead and his collection of fanboys and fangirls!
Or should we say 'his pimps and ho's




Asgard is sure filled with tragic love stories, isn't it?
We could even say... inspiring!
ALLOW LADIES ROXY AND EURI TO SHARE THE MOST ROMANTIC LITERATURE WRITTEN BY THEIR VERY OWN LOVING
HANDS

The keen eyes of The As(s)guardian have noticed that some of our lovely denizens struggle with the act of kissing. And if isn't the act of kissing itself it is kissing the wrong person!
My, such tragedy!
Therefore our glorious magazine has provided a most handy Kissing Guide. The complete overview of how to kiss with the tongues. We also had the (involuntary) help of Asgard's most famous kissing ninja duo: Whiskers and Sasuke. Please utilize this handy-dandy guide and become a MASTER OF KISSING!





{Images based on real events. That's what they teach you in ninja academy.}

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((ooc: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The post for the Gossip Girl plot! Anything too dumb I'm blaming it on Loki. I'm turning off my notifs so feel free to mingle and jump on each other. Remember the network is glitchy so have fun with that too! Jack and Loki will anonfail some time in the comments so keep an eye out for them. If you need to contact us for anything, comment on the ooc plotting post or shoot us a pm.))
timaeus_testified: (You me and responder make three.)

[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-08-10 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Jake and I have been exs for months. [But he's not that bothered by it.] Who says I'm not amused?
Edited 2013-08-10 03:03 (UTC)
timaeus_testified: (Dirk Strider)

Hahahaha

[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-08-14 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
So I've been told. Hello, Jack. Your anon filter decided to fuck off for parts unknown.
timaeus_testified: (And what is that?)

[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-08-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hard to blame it. It's maintainer isn't feeling too great. It will smooth out eventually. How's the hand?
timaeus_testified: (Sparking like a diamond.)

[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-08-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure this might have cheered up the maintainer. What a better thing for Loki to see than a well done prank? It's exactly what the doctor ordered.
timaeus_testified: Art by ~GodTier on Deviantart (That's right you've got it)

[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-08-31 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Let's face it. It is her only hobby she can work on here. The other one requires a few tech related items.

The gods are against higher tech. Which is a shame, a lot can be done with it.
timaeus_testified: (And you want me to do what about it?)

[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-09-09 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in the process of that. So far Brobot works about the same as he's supposed to. We'll see if they throw a fit or not during his first test run.
timaeus_testified: (Really)

[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-09-17 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He does something rare, Dirk laughs. He has no idea why Jack keeps making him laugh.] Of course I will. I wouldn't deprive you of some fucking quality entertainment.
timaeus_testified: (Sparking like a diamond.)

[personal profile] timaeus_testified 2013-09-19 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
We can call it returning the favor.