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asgardeventide2013-05-22 11:00 pm
feathery) wrote in asgardeventide2013-05-22 11:00 pm
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alright so a lot of people use the network to ask vague usually loaded questions
or else they use it to ask about cats
but who cares about cats everyone knows birds are better
so lets make shit practical instead of advice column
by which i mean
what the hell do people do around here for fun??
because im about to spork myself right through the shades
there are only so many circuits a guy can make of this place before the excitement wears off
so gimme all your sweet hangouts asgard
your fine minutia that keeps you from sauteing your brain
or anyone elses
since thats probably a legit concern to have in this heap of steaming refuse
ACTION, anywhere in Asgard, day 258-day 268:
[There's this really cool dude, ok? A chill dude with blond hair, who definitely comes with crow wings and feathers attached. And this chill dude just so happens to be decked out with a satchel of spray cans and more time than a teenager should ever have on his hands. So he's taken to...improving gray sections of the city.
There's quite a bit of orange scrawled over the building walls (inside several abandoned ones, too, if anyone cares to look) and a few familiar gags. Notably, the abandoned gray areas of Thor get a very special dousing of hot pink, and there may be some stylized graffiti of the word internet??
He's careful not to get caught in the act, but he can be found roaming anywhere in the city, armed with spraypaint (mostly hidden in his bag, though the color on his hands and arms might give him away) and a rather bored expression. But his favorite spots involve rooftop hopping, because how else is a parkour ninja supposed to travel? (Although if he is seen rooftop hopping, it's possible he'll have the spraypaint out, ready to get his defacing on.)]
or else they use it to ask about cats
but who cares about cats everyone knows birds are better
so lets make shit practical instead of advice column
by which i mean
what the hell do people do around here for fun??
because im about to spork myself right through the shades
there are only so many circuits a guy can make of this place before the excitement wears off
so gimme all your sweet hangouts asgard
your fine minutia that keeps you from sauteing your brain
or anyone elses
since thats probably a legit concern to have in this heap of steaming refuse
ACTION, anywhere in Asgard, day 258-day 268:
[There's this really cool dude, ok? A chill dude with blond hair, who definitely comes with crow wings and feathers attached. And this chill dude just so happens to be decked out with a satchel of spray cans and more time than a teenager should ever have on his hands. So he's taken to...improving gray sections of the city.
There's quite a bit of orange scrawled over the building walls (inside several abandoned ones, too, if anyone cares to look) and a few familiar gags. Notably, the abandoned gray areas of Thor get a very special dousing of hot pink, and there may be some stylized graffiti of the word internet??
He's careful not to get caught in the act, but he can be found roaming anywhere in the city, armed with spraypaint (mostly hidden in his bag, though the color on his hands and arms might give him away) and a rather bored expression. But his favorite spots involve rooftop hopping, because how else is a parkour ninja supposed to travel? (Although if he is seen rooftop hopping, it's possible he'll have the spraypaint out, ready to get his defacing on.)]
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of course you hit on my mom shes hot stuff
pretty sure i get it from her actually
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and remind u that i made out w your dad
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oh my god why would you bring that up again
i thought we agreed wed brain bleach that fact from our memory banks
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and how is this kind of mental torture not covered under the geneva convention??
pretty sure its illegal in more than one pan dimensional universe
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It's like you're prancing around with it like it's the flag.
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[Welp.]
[She should probably be less amused by this, but,]
Sorry about that.
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oh
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no its cool i got it handled
[No he doesn't.]
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Someone's having some family troubles~
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there are absolutely no family troubles happening here or otherwise
the very idea is so bogus that its almost offensive
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textjacks everything
<33
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Interesting way for this post to go. Bored now, Davesprite?
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This is better than slampora.
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shit like this is ma fun
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let's throw in some confusion before they find themselves as suitmates...
oh god sdgbhdfbf
no way this could go wrong
[Private] never~
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obviously before the tz thing, since he probably wouldn't respond let alone say this
lmao oh god
i laughed at this one, omg
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It's not until late in the afternoon that Dave finally manages to catch up to the source of the splays of orange. A dark messenger bag hangs across his chest, and his fingers are loosely looped around one of the straps. Whatever Davesprite's doing, he'll stand in the distance (behind this wall/pole/billboard/whatever) and watch him for a moment before finally approaching.]
Hey.
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He stabs one, teal, right out of the sky before flicking it up and hitting it with the blade's flat. The can goes flying and lands out of sight, but its skittering contact with the pavement echoes in the alley below.
Then he mutilates an orange one without even touching it, raising a shadow up in some fucked up conglomeration of tooth and claw, to rip the aluminum apart.]
Sup.
[He doesn't stop, instead kicking a can of yellow at his shadow pitcher. It's a sloppy thing, only really structured to have a hand, but it snags the can easily and returns it right back at him. Davesprite belts it onto a rooftop several houses away.]
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:33 < kitties are lots better than birds!
[She is just. Going to be kind and not refer to anything that happened above.]
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no way
can cats fly?
i dont think so
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I do various things around town.
From working at Stride to testing out the local magic system.
It's a lot like tagging buildings, but with a much bigger kick.
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it was also completely innocent
the appearance of oversharing trolls was unwarranted
but yeah ive heard some stuff about the magic system
i dunno though magic has never really been my thing
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She follows behind him, giggling when she sees the spraypaint.]
Did you do the colors?
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Wow, now he feels kind of old.]
I might've, yeah. Seeing how they brought us here to spruce the place up, I figured I might as well take my job seriously.
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So throughout the day, Soushi will be following the trail of spray paint as he wishes to learn who was responsible behind it. Either way, he treated his investigation more like a game than anything outright serious. It definitely was helping him make time go by much quickly. Much, much, much quickly.
At one point, Soushi will spot a shadow passing by the building by using the roof which made him begin to wonder if the one responsible of spray painting was that person. Nevertheless, he will follow after the shadow by the ground until he was eventually able to find a flight of stairs to use to get to the nearest roof.
Once upon the roof, he will resume his search for the assailant. Oh where, oh where can he (or she) be?]
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So he's perched behind Soushi on top of the roof entrance, one foot propped on the ledge and hands in his pockets. A fresh pack of cans hang in the bag looped casually from his shoulder.]
Yo.
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and gmail decided to hide your notif in my spam box. sorry for this late reply...
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is there a problem
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i have been so bored for the last few weeks its fucking immoral
downright scandalous honestly
you havent seen porn even close to this filthy
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