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asgardeventide2013-05-22 11:00 pm
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alright so a lot of people use the network to ask vague usually loaded questions
or else they use it to ask about cats
but who cares about cats everyone knows birds are better
so lets make shit practical instead of advice column
by which i mean
what the hell do people do around here for fun??
because im about to spork myself right through the shades
there are only so many circuits a guy can make of this place before the excitement wears off
so gimme all your sweet hangouts asgard
your fine minutia that keeps you from sauteing your brain
or anyone elses
since thats probably a legit concern to have in this heap of steaming refuse
ACTION, anywhere in Asgard, day 258-day 268:
[There's this really cool dude, ok? A chill dude with blond hair, who definitely comes with crow wings and feathers attached. And this chill dude just so happens to be decked out with a satchel of spray cans and more time than a teenager should ever have on his hands. So he's taken to...improving gray sections of the city.
There's quite a bit of orange scrawled over the building walls (inside several abandoned ones, too, if anyone cares to look) and a few familiar gags. Notably, the abandoned gray areas of Thor get a very special dousing of hot pink, and there may be some stylized graffiti of the word internet??
He's careful not to get caught in the act, but he can be found roaming anywhere in the city, armed with spraypaint (mostly hidden in his bag, though the color on his hands and arms might give him away) and a rather bored expression. But his favorite spots involve rooftop hopping, because how else is a parkour ninja supposed to travel? (Although if he is seen rooftop hopping, it's possible he'll have the spraypaint out, ready to get his defacing on.)]
or else they use it to ask about cats
but who cares about cats everyone knows birds are better
so lets make shit practical instead of advice column
by which i mean
what the hell do people do around here for fun??
because im about to spork myself right through the shades
there are only so many circuits a guy can make of this place before the excitement wears off
so gimme all your sweet hangouts asgard
your fine minutia that keeps you from sauteing your brain
or anyone elses
since thats probably a legit concern to have in this heap of steaming refuse
ACTION, anywhere in Asgard, day 258-day 268:
[There's this really cool dude, ok? A chill dude with blond hair, who definitely comes with crow wings and feathers attached. And this chill dude just so happens to be decked out with a satchel of spray cans and more time than a teenager should ever have on his hands. So he's taken to...improving gray sections of the city.
There's quite a bit of orange scrawled over the building walls (inside several abandoned ones, too, if anyone cares to look) and a few familiar gags. Notably, the abandoned gray areas of Thor get a very special dousing of hot pink, and there may be some stylized graffiti of the word internet??
He's careful not to get caught in the act, but he can be found roaming anywhere in the city, armed with spraypaint (mostly hidden in his bag, though the color on his hands and arms might give him away) and a rather bored expression. But his favorite spots involve rooftop hopping, because how else is a parkour ninja supposed to travel? (Although if he is seen rooftop hopping, it's possible he'll have the spraypaint out, ready to get his defacing on.)]