feathery: art@thejotaku (strife; flap around and do my thing)
bird dave ([personal profile] feathery) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-05-22 11:00 pm

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alright so a lot of people use the network to ask vague usually loaded questions
or else they use it to ask about cats
but who cares about cats everyone knows birds are better
so lets make shit practical instead of advice column
by which i mean
what the hell do people do around here for fun??
because im about to spork myself right through the shades
there are only so many circuits a guy can make of this place before the excitement wears off
so gimme all your sweet hangouts asgard
your fine minutia that keeps you from sauteing your brain
or anyone elses
since thats probably a legit concern to have in this heap of steaming refuse




ACTION, anywhere in Asgard, day 258-day 268:

[There's this really cool dude, ok? A chill dude with blond hair, who definitely comes with crow wings and feathers attached. And this chill dude just so happens to be decked out with a satchel of spray cans and more time than a teenager should ever have on his hands. So he's taken to...improving gray sections of the city.

There's quite a bit of orange scrawled over the building walls (inside several abandoned ones, too, if anyone cares to look) and a few familiar gags. Notably, the abandoned gray areas of Thor get a very special dousing of hot pink, and there may be some stylized graffiti of the word internet??

He's careful not to get caught in the act, but he can be found roaming anywhere in the city, armed with spraypaint (mostly hidden in his bag, though the color on his hands and arms might give him away) and a rather bored expression. But his favorite spots involve rooftop hopping, because how else is a parkour ninja supposed to travel? (Although if he is seen rooftop hopping, it's possible he'll have the spraypaint out, ready to get his defacing on.)]


biifurcatiion: (NYEH NYEH)

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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-05-23 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
ii hiit on your mom.
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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-05-23 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
i hit on aliens
and remind u that i made out w your dad
tipsygnostalgia: <lj user="bffsies4everz"> (yeah well i told you so)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-05-23 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
no the bleach was just for that part where we talked about you and johns nana forking pies

really though hitting on aliens is basically what i spend my time doing
biifurcatiion: (EEEEEEY)

text; I'M NOT SORRY

[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-05-23 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
eheheheh but ii guarantee you her tiit2 are more fun two touch than your2.
2orry dude.
biifurcatiion: (a boy and his bee2)

[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-05-23 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
eheheheheh good tiime2 were had by all.
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[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-05-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
so youre finally admitting it was great + i have great boobs huh
Edited 2013-05-23 03:28 (UTC)
biifurcatiion: (nope don't care)

[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-05-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
maybe iit wa2nt the riight tiime two confe22 before now.
the iinformatiion wa2 never guaranteed two traumatiize anybody before.
biifurcatiion: (completely apeshit)

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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-05-23 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
you a2ked what we diid for fun.
ii am ju2t proviidiing you wiith an an2wer two your que2tiion.
dont bother two thank me, iim happy two help.
biifurcatiion: (smirky)

[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-05-23 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
2tatii2tiically 2peakiing there ii2 a ninety two percent chance that that2 exactly what iim goiing for.
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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-05-23 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
wow ok
nope
ima ollie out of here before i need to bleach my fucking eyeballs
holy shit
lethechained: (Just like that everything was rainbows)

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[personal profile] lethechained 2013-05-23 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[... Now, see, she was going to offer an actual answer to that question, and then she saw the rest of this post.]

[Welp.]

[She should probably be less amused by this, but,]


Sorry about that.
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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-05-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god why
and how is this kind of mental torture not covered under the geneva convention??
pretty sure its illegal in more than one pan dimensional universe
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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-05-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
you got this dude
lethechained: (Okay over here)

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[personal profile] lethechained 2013-05-23 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[No he doesn't.]

If you say so. Still you have my condolences.

[And her giggles, but that's beside the point. Poor guy.]

That's something to do at least.
chronologistics: ▶▶▮  kinam ([TG] turntechGodhead)

[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-05-23 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
wow ok
are you seriously holding the aj hostage??
is that a thing thats happening??

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