asgardeventide | 1ST JEER [text]

HEY.
HEY.
THE FUCK IS THIS? THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT?
WHAT IS ALL THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT HOUSES. AND GODS. AND OTHER BORING BULLSHIT. WHO CARES?
THAT BITCH PRATTLED ON. FOR SO LONG. I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE. OF BOREDOM. SO I STOPPED LISTENING AFTER A WHILE.
HEY. HEY.
HEY!!
I WANT ANSWERS.
DON'T THINK I WON'T KEEP DOING THIS. UNTIL YOU GIVE THEM TO ME. GUY BEHIND THE COMPUTER.
NOT THAT THIS IS A COMPUTER. IT'S MORE LIKE A SHITTY BRACELET.
BUT WHO CARES I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE.
I AM HOLDING YOU AT RANSOM. UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME. I WILL KEEP THIS UP UNTIL YOU DO.
ALSO. BEFORE I FORGET. WHERE ARE MY GIANT OGRES?
I SWEAR IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO MY OGRES. I WILL KILL YOU.
......
CAN I AT LEAST HAVE MAROON-STRIPE HAT BACK?
I SERIOUSLY JUST GOT HIM AND I MISS HIM ALREADY.
WHAT A PAL.
HE LET ME RIDE ON HIS SHOULDER. AND PUNCHED SOME WEIRD HUMAN SO HARD. HE RIPPED A HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT WAS GREAT.
MAROON-STRIPE? WHERE ARE YOU??
DAMMIT SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!!
I AM NOT SHUTTING UP UNTIL YOU DO.

[Don't tempt him, he is more than willing to be the biggest petulant brat in all of the universes until he gets his way.]

[ooc: An opt out post if anyone decides that they really REALLY don't want me to tag them with Caliborn. It won't get better from here folks.]

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Hey, don't tell me to shut up! And don't call your sister a bitch, that's rude!

[ CHASTISING ]

Well she IS a bitch. And bitches need to learn to keep their mouths shut unless talked to. Nobody cares.

[Class act Caliborn.]

Oh my god! You're the bitch.

WHAT? YOU'RE THE BITCH IN THIS. LIKE LITERALLY.

You're the one calling people a bitch!! That makes you way bitcher than me!

Oh hey is the dog getting angry!? You gonna start barking bitch!? BARK BARK.

What did you just say to me?

Come on! Bark! BARK! BARK!

[ WHOOPS she's actually growling. ]

Asshole.

HA HA HA. You just growled didn't you? Come on dog bitch. Try not to lose your cool. Wouldn't want you sucker punching people like a wild animal.

I regret my offer to explain things to you.

[ HUFF ]

Which. By the way. You still haven't done at all. Good job dog.

My name is Jade.

Ok. Got it. Jade dog it is.

Ugh. Whatever, Caliborn Ugly Alien.

WHOAH!!!! Sick burn there Jade dog. Just. WHOAH!!!!

You're a jerk.

WHOAH!!!!

HAH HAH HAH.

[And he'll just be laughing here for a little while. This bitch is amusing. He's gonna keep her around.]

I like your sister better.

[He immediately stops laughing at the mention of his "sister" and makes a lowly snarl.]

Don't you fucking mention that dead bitch in front of me. She was a pathetic excuse of a Cherub who got what she deserved.

What happened to you?

[ It's just a struggle to believe that he might just naturally be like this- Calliope has seemed sweet, from what she's seen. ]

What the hell are you talking about?

Why are you so mean? What's even fun about it?

All Cherubs are assholes. Even she is a huge asshole. She just doesn't show it.

She is not. Roxy isn't friends with assholes.

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