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asgardeventide2013-03-18 11:24 pm
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[A clearing of the throat, and a certain moth man dressed in a bright purple suit comes on camera, looking unamused as always.]
So, they say that you can judge people by what they like, right? I mean, if you like reading big long tedious books in your spare time, people will tend to think that you're big long and tedious when it comes to conversations. Or, if you like action movies and things with large explosions in them, people might think you're an adrenaline junkie and more likely to jump into a reckless situation. Or if you like really trashy romance novels, you don't actually have a life and stay at home all day because nobody will ever go out with you. Stuff like that, you get the idea.
So, I thought, why not ask people what they think about a certain thing I actually know a little bit about?
Insects.
[Yes, he's being serious. Nick gives the camera a level look.]
Tell me what insects you like, and I'll then judge what kind of person you are based on that. Yes, I'll count spiders in with that one. And if you don't like bugs all that much, you can just tell me which ones you don't like, and I'll judge that too. Think of this as a survey, of sorts.
...
If you have no idea what insects are, then I wonder what in the name of Sam Hill is going on with your world, because it must be the apocalypse over there or everything is messed up, that's all I can say.
[Anyone who says they hates butterflies is automatically getting a punch in the face from him, just saying.]
So, they say that you can judge people by what they like, right? I mean, if you like reading big long tedious books in your spare time, people will tend to think that you're big long and tedious when it comes to conversations. Or, if you like action movies and things with large explosions in them, people might think you're an adrenaline junkie and more likely to jump into a reckless situation. Or if you like really trashy romance novels, you don't actually have a life and stay at home all day because nobody will ever go out with you. Stuff like that, you get the idea.
So, I thought, why not ask people what they think about a certain thing I actually know a little bit about?
Insects.
[Yes, he's being serious. Nick gives the camera a level look.]
Tell me what insects you like, and I'll then judge what kind of person you are based on that. Yes, I'll count spiders in with that one. And if you don't like bugs all that much, you can just tell me which ones you don't like, and I'll judge that too. Think of this as a survey, of sorts.
...
If you have no idea what insects are, then I wonder what in the name of Sam Hill is going on with your world, because it must be the apocalypse over there or everything is messed up, that's all I can say.
[Anyone who says they hates butterflies is automatically getting a punch in the face from him, just saying.]
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I didn't say mosquitoes because I rarely had to deal with them, but I'd heard a lot about ticks and lice so they were formost in my mind. As for hornets, I've been stung by them before and really didn't enjoy the experience, though, at least I know I'm not allergic.
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...huh.
Once bitten, or well, stung, twice shy? And so you actually look past the appearance to look at what the insects actually do.
...Eh, not bad, I must say. Usually people just jump up on chairs and scream when they see talks about stuff like this.
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