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[A clearing of the throat, and a certain moth man dressed in a bright purple suit comes on camera, looking unamused as always.]

So, they say that you can judge people by what they like, right? I mean, if you like reading big long tedious books in your spare time, people will tend to think that you're big long and tedious when it comes to conversations. Or, if you like action movies and things with large explosions in them, people might think you're an adrenaline junkie and more likely to jump into a reckless situation. Or if you like really trashy romance novels, you don't actually have a life and stay at home all day because nobody will ever go out with you. Stuff like that, you get the idea.

So, I thought, why not ask people what they think about a certain thing I actually know a little bit about?

Insects.

[Yes, he's being serious. Nick gives the camera a level look.]

Tell me what insects you like, and I'll then judge what kind of person you are based on that. Yes, I'll count spiders in with that one. And if you don't like bugs all that much, you can just tell me which ones you don't like, and I'll judge that too. Think of this as a survey, of sorts.

...

If you have no idea what insects are, then I wonder what in the name of Sam Hill is going on with your world, because it must be the apocalypse over there or everything is messed up, that's all I can say.

[Anyone who says they hates butterflies is automatically getting a punch in the face from him, just saying.]

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[Easy way out? She knows they're a fantasy, but... humdrum existence??]

..... I like reading them.

[the disappointment he has about this is just near palpable.]

Oh, wow. Euri, you do know there are things such as well-written romance novels, right?

The ones I read are well-written! There's nothing wrong with them!

[Yeah she reads bodice rippers :|]

Let me guess, you can find such brilliant quotes such as "he probed at the soft barrier of her mouth, teasing her lips to part and then his love vibrating through her in splintering bursts until it reached the core of her womanhood," am I right?

Euri, you do know they practically write those with their eyes closed and their hands behind their back, right? That isn't literature.

[Yes, exactly like that though Euri is now too embarrassed to admit that.]

Then what do you suggest??

Finding you good romance novels. You need to learn to spot the diamonds in the rough, Euri.

What, are you offering to help?

I may, I may not. I mean, human romance novels aren't that bad, when you get down to it.

But all I'm saying is that if I see you around with any of those books, I'm throwing it out the window.

What?? No! You can't do that...!

It isn't against the law to throw books out the window, therefore you can't stop me.

Th - there must be some kind of rule against it! You'll wreck the book!

You should be lucky that I'm not planning to burn it, you know.

That would be way too cruel, even for you!

Even for me? [A chuckle.] Oh, Euri, if I feeling up to it, I could certainly do things like that.

Why, I might even bring some of your books to Pyro, see if he likes them enough.

You wouldn't.

[While she isn't too embarrassed about then, she knows they'd be teasing cannon fodder to Pyro.]

I would~

I think he'll get such a kick out of them, don't you think?

He would not and you know it! He'd tease me about them...!

[He laughs.]

All the more reason to do it, then.

Please don't...!

If you don't want me to, you have to replace all of them with marginally good ones.

If you won't, I'm delivering a gift basket of the things to him.

F - fine, fine...! I'll try to find better ones!

Good! I'm so glad.

But be warned, if I see you letting your temptations wander...I'm taking it straight to the fire boy himself, got it?

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