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[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

[The young males voice that comes across the network sounds kind of hushed as well as muffled, as if he had something covering his mouth. He was actually trying not to draw too much attention to himself, even though he was making a broadcast and addressing the populace.

He had been here for a few days now, though never ventured out of his room. A lot of thinking and second guessing himself is what he's mostly been doing, its okay though, for the longest time now he'd been used to just his own company so its fairly normal to want to be alone for a while... That and other personal reasons.]

So... How about them new powers aye? No really, is there anyone out there who can tell a keen chap a little more on the blighters? That maid was rather helpful but I was admittedly mostly distracted to take full note of what she was saying.

I'm in no rush might I add... Looks like we're all settled in for a while eh? Guess it could be worse...

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[video]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Because shes not wasting time with audio if that's who she thinks it is]

Jake?

[Audio]

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

[Sorry Roxy, but Jake is wasting time with audio. He's feeling like the biggest asshole in the universe still, plus he didn't know you were here...]

Afraid so.

[Audio]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh my god. Yay! Why'd you sound so glum?

And where are you! I'm gonna come get you.

[REACTION] [1/??]

[timaeus_testified]

[He'd been cruising the network out of boredom when he heard a very familiar voice.]

[REACTION] [2/??]

[timaeus_testified]

[It's been days but, he still feels that urge to avoid all contact. Yet. There's no telling when Jake is from.]

[REACTION] [3/??]

[timaeus_testified]

[Damn it.]

[Text] [4/4]

[timaeus_testified]

I can't begin to guess what house you're part of, but at the start these new powers are very weak.
You can make it respond to you faster with practice much like anything else.
The more you socialize, the stronger it gets.
[He expects his message to be ignored. Like it had been for days. That would be fine, it would tell him what he wanted to know.]

[Text]

[caduuceus]

blimey jake dear, is that yoU? :U
hello darling!

[Text]

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

By jove i never expected to be reading your shade of grey here.
Yes yes its very much me im afraid to say.

text;

[biifurcatiion]

really.
theyre really goiing two do thii2 two u2 now.

text;

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

Do what to who now?

audio

[wristbands]

Uh... what exactly are you talking about?

audio

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

Hm? Oh, well basically, I understand the jist of my new spangled power, I was just pondering over the extent of its ability... Are you following or have I lost you?

[Video]

[5thchild]

Your powers will depend on the House you were placed in. Each House has two specific powers, from which you will be given only one.

[Video]

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

[A moment of silence passes as Jake tries to apply what was just said, to a few inner questions and answered his mind is racing over.]

Yes, I understand now... However, I guess the guidance I'm looking for, is more of a 'self help' or rules for training that power and bending it, if you know what I mean?

I have a specific goal I'd like to reach but I'm not sure my power is even capable of such a feat...

[Audio]

[adventuretime]

What powers did you get? If you can give us which House you're in, it'll be easier! Each House has it's own different power, after all.

Welcome to Asgard! If you need any help, I'll be more than glad to help you. [She met Jake briefly once, but not enough for her to recognize his voice right off the bat. It's been awhile.

Ironically enough, she doesn't even know that he happens to be the one sharing bathrooms with her.]

[Audio]

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

I think its some kind of guardian like power? I didn't really hang around for the details. Um, draining damage or something such of the like. Eh, gosh what was the God's name again?....Heimdall? I think I said that right.

[If Jake saw her face he might recognize her... From the bathroom. He'd spotted someone in there from time to time, not that he was being a peeping Tom of course!!]

I think I need all the help I can get.

[A slight sound of a laugh in this voice about then.]

[nukeoleptic]

jake!!!
jake jake jake jake jake
you are back!!!! :D
FINALLY :D :D

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

I am? I mean I AM!... Am i?

[fishdouche]

[Is this kid even speaking... well, whatever it is that they speak here?]

First a' all, Wwhat the fuck is a blighter?

An' yeah, you're stuck here. An' you're goin' to fight this wwar, wwhether you wwant to or not. But, fuck, it's better that than die.

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

Wow, that's some impediment you've got there chap! Not to be rude or anything! Just saying!

[Awkward silence for a moment or two there.]

And gosh jolly there stranger, you don't half make this road trip sound like a taxing event...

[video]

[oneglance]

[Have a confused look from trying to understand what Jake's saying.] If you are asking for more info on the powers given to us, I believe there was a file someone gave out months ago about them. I'd be happy to find it for you if you'd like.

[video]

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

You would?! Egad! That would be beyond helpful and more than welcomed!

[Well, being able to understand Jake or not, the guy just made his day, this is exactly the kind of thing he needs.]

(audio)

[bound]

You're alright with this?

[ A fellow newcomer who is more than disgruntled about.. everything here. ]

(audio)

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

Not really... Though I get a feeling it doesn't really matter if I'm okay with this set up or not, its happening now and I guess I just have to deal with it...

[You and Jake both! He'd rather not be here... Not right now anyway.]