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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[wasthemaster]

Hardly. I'm just an opportunist.
Not quite. I, unfortunately, know more about you than I've ever wanted to while you hardly know anything about me at all. Kind of makes things much easier on my end.

[feathery]

[Ok, assuming he's parsing this correctly: Jade. Jade, what.]

well thats awkward

[wasthemaster]

She tends to make things awkward, yeah.
Draco Malfoy.

[feathery]

hahahaha
and davesprite even though thats pretty fucking obvious by this point
so youre her boyfriend

[wasthemaster]

Incredibly obvious.

[Except then he stops. Pauses. STARES. Pauses. ...the fuck.]

Um. No? Roommate.

[feathery]

huh
really

[He backspaces the rest of what he was going to type because. He is legitimately surprised by this turn of events. Weird.]

[wasthemaster]

[Nuh uh. Now he wants to know what spawned that, and if he knew there were things being typed he'd want to know those, too. There is nothing weird about his relationship with Jade Harley okay.]

Is it that hard to believe?

[feathery]

[Davesprite is just going off what he saw on the network, ok.]

not really i guess
but alright
jades roommate
cool

[nukeoleptic]

did you really just ask draco if he was my boyfriend????

[feathery]

[Something inside of him is going OH SHIT.]

what no
youre seeing things

[nukeoleptic]

[ :|!!! ]

pfffffffthahahaha davesprite
why would you even think that!!

[feathery]

[He's cringing at himself right now. How embarrassing???]

no reason

[wasthemaster]

Remember what I said about she usually makes things awkward?

i am so so sorry

[nukeoleptic]

what?!
i do not!!

never apologize

[feathery]

yes you do you just did

[nukeoleptic]

you are confusing 'awkward' with 'hilarious' >|
things are not awkward!!

[feathery]

i think we ought to poll the audience
draco
back me up on this
is this awkward

[He doesn't even know you, dude, but show some sympathy.]

[wasthemaster]

Obviously this is awkward, why is that even a question?

[feathery]

yeah
i know
3 years on a giant prospitian battleship dude
trust me you learn

[nukeoleptic]

[ oh my god she has missed him so much his embarrassment aside, this conversation is just cheering her up ]

there is always a reason :?
was it something i said?
did i even mention to you that draco was my roommate??

[feathery]

there is totally not a reason for any of this
it was just
a slip of the tongue
the fingers
yeah

ok i am gone YOU ARE FREE

[nukeoleptic]

and now you are spreading rumors about me, too
i am not the one who made things awkward on the ship
mr 'i better leave a note i know will piss john off in his hood on his birthday'
~_~

to believe or not to believe that is the question

[feathery]

what rumors

[IGNORING THE THING ABOUT JOHN...]

i had to go homeee...

[nukeoleptic]

that i make things awkward!!
that is a total lie

i went to sleep and then work and then accidentally fell asleep again...

[feathery]

its two against one
time to fess up jade and accept the reality