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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

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[wasthemaster]

How d'you reckon?

[feathery]

she bamboozled you into believing she couldnt bamboozle anyone
its the kind of thing that runs the risk of getting pretty fucking meta

[wasthemaster]

Fair enough. All right, let me ask you this. What else should I be aware of when it comes to Jade Harley?

[feathery]

where do i even start

[wasthemaster]

The beginning. I've only known her for about six months.

sorry for the lateness, internet issues + rl + oh god so much tl;dr 1/2

[feathery]

the beginning
the beginning of what
i dont think you can exactly quantify anyone like that
its fuckin impossible
and
well
shes jade
sure shes got a cute face and dog ears but shell shrink you down bite size before you know what hit you and smile the whole time
and you cant do shit about it

2/3...

[feathery]

like hahaha dude you are GROUNDED go sit on lohac for your timeout
only so much for a timeout because shell probably hang out with you later and youll surf the thermals for a while
not that she can do her spacey thing here
i dont even know what substitute asgardian power trip she landed so whatever you can come up with your own interpretation
but dont let her near cats unless you want to treat yourself to enough animal jingoism to fill a battleship and a few themed planets
dog girl protector of bird boys everywhere
even when they dont really deserve it
i mean
goddamn
shes the most optimistic person ive ever met and probably too understanding for her own good

internet let me post...this last part...(also done sorry)

[feathery]

like
shit all i knew of her for years was bright green text and a bunch of cheerful emotes and too many exclamation points
she had a fucking graveyard laid out and everything for when theyd come home from war
thats a lot different from meeting someone in person
if youve known her for 6 months id say you should know her well enough all on your own cause it isnt like shes got fuck all to hide
or maybe i should stay skeptical if you were bamboozled for so long
what else should you be aware of when it comes to jade harley?
i dont know you tell me because holy fuck was this a shitty vague question

pfff you're fine. also Dspry is perfect.

[wasthemaster]

[...that. Is probably the most accurate description of Jade Harley he's ever seen. He almost feels a little weird now that he suddenly remembers hey, stupid, this is Jade's ex-boyfriend that she was still in love with for a good part of your friendship. Hello.

Nevertheless he can't find anything he disagrees with, so instead...]

Zombie dog girl protector of blondes everywhere. [Because bro you are a Dave. Dave is blonde. Deal with it.] I'm sort of the expert in asking vague questions. Seriously, go back through the network and you'll find a myriad of vague questions. You know what the best part of vague questions is though, Davesprite? You find out a lot more about how people tick without having to do much work.

thank you! also your draco is really great

[feathery]

[Clock metaphor. Heh. Even if he feels like he just walked into something better left evaded.]

well shit
here i thought that kind of thing was strictly the domain of princesses in stone towers

aw thank you!

[wasthemaster]

[He's aware Dave's the Knight of Time. That's not news to him, but the unintentional clock metaphor is unintentional.]

I like to think I'm far more interesting than a princess. [Though there's Rapunzel...]

[feathery]

rose and jade might take offense to that

[wasthemaster]

I haven't bothered getting to know Rose well enough to wager against that, but I think Jade understands the difference.

[feathery]

what the difference between you and her and whos the princess
also whos more interesting
because im pretty sure you just heavily implied jade is boring with that statement

[wasthemaster]

The difference between Jade and I? There's an entire list of differences, do you really want me to list them? ...and I'm also not answering those questions. For all we know she's reading this entire conversation.

She's far from boring though.

[feathery]

[Davesprite is honestly really hoping she isn't reading this after his awkward rambling.]

oh no you dont get to back out now on any of those accounts
when you ask vague questions sometimes those questions come full circle
and its time to answer them
but if youre so worried about jade reading something you write go ahead and privitize that shit its not like it makes a rats ass of a difference to me

[nukeoleptic]

noooo
dont make it private
that is cheating D:

[nukeoleptic]

in my defense i am only spying to make sure you two get along this time!!!

[feathery]

oh my fucking god

[feathery]

i mean
shit
jesus jade when did you turn into a creeper

[Never mind he does the same thing...]

[nukeoleptic]

oh my god it is totally not creepy
i was part of this conversation like half an hour ago
and you two are talking about me!!!!

locked text;

[wasthemaster]

[Well. Now that he knows she is...yes he's locking that shit.]

Just because the questions come back full circle doesn't mean I have to answer in full circle.
The difference between Jade Harley and I are how we think about each other and how we view people. Jade likes people, I have a tendency to think people are quite useless. [It's a semblance of an answer, at least.]

locked text;

[feathery]

[Jade Harley is always watching you.]

man whatever thats just an excuse to be a dodgy fuck for no reason
at least handle that shit with more style
im not really getting why youre putting something like this on lockdown though
i mean hell if youre admitting it to me its obviously not a big secret

[nukeoleptic]

(you are right
i am reading it >_>;;;;)

[wasthemaster]

(Get out and go home. :|)