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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[feathery]

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fuck i mean the teachers pet you want me to BE

[nukeoleptic]

pffft hahahahah davesprite
you havent done that in a long time

[nukeoleptic]

(its okay, a customer brought a cat into the store yesterday
i didnt even realize i was growling at it every time i passed her table until she tried to file a "formal complaint" with orihime .____.
we ended up giving her like ten desserts for free......)

[feathery]

i got tailed by a cat the other day
its like it couldnt fucking believe it was seeing a bird with such a plush rump
i yanked its tail i couldnt help it
the crow in me was just raring to unleash my pranksters gambit even though john might rupture something if he found out i was encroaching on sacred egbertian territory
i was the kid with a hand in the cookie jar of pranks but got away clean

[nukeoleptic]

did you seriously pull a cats tail????

[feathery]

maybe
sometimes a birds gotta do what a birds gotta do
dont look at your screen like that its not like jaspers had a fucking tail to yank

[nukeoleptic]

how did you know how i was looking at my bracelet???
and ahaha oh my god
sometimes i have nightmares that jaspersprite is going to show up here next

[feathery]

because youre using the network?
is this a trick question
and dont even lie you miss having a cat sass you with his wriggling tentappendages
not that you really needed an excuse to chase down his fuzzy princess butt in the first place

[nukeoleptic]

i meant how did you know i was looking at my bracelet "like that" ehehe
and i do not miss it!!
i can take a spastic barking fit on the ship
i am not sure my reputation in asgard can take it

[feathery]

oh
reading comprehension
what the fuck is that
but i know you jade and i know you gave the bracelet a look
also what reputation
if you mean the one draco was talking about it sounds pretty much identical to your boat reputation

[nukeoleptic]

that is probably patently untrue!!
draco is my roommate, he sees me all the time
his view of me is probably especially grumpy and biased

[feathery]

you mean accurate

[nukeoleptic]

draco is a butt
never listen to anything he ever says
ever