01 - Super Secret B.F.F. Combo [video/action]

[not_a_troll]

[video]

[When the feed turns on Loki seems to be outside and not alone either. He has his back turned towards the screen and seems to be talking to the girl thats sitting behind him.]

...The functions of the Stark phone are hidden inside this most feminine bracelet. And more! I wonder if it grants us access to the world of online so I can inform Other Asgard about the felines of lol and cheeseburgers!

[Loki disappears from the screen and it seems to focus on a young girl instead, Loki's voice sounds on the background.]

Denizens of Other Asgard, gander upon this young maiden here. Brighten her day with witticisms and amazing stories. She is most fond of listening to all your words.

[He smiles brightly at Leah from behind the screen.]


[action]

[Loki and Leah are sitting outside and are having an intense discussion about the appropriate taste of shaken milk and if a cherry on top is required or not. Feel free to approach them and pick a side. Pick Leah's and Loki will use his new spiffy telepathy powers to convince you to pick his side instead. He can be quite passionate about this. Shaken milk is extremely important.]



OOC: this is a joint intro, answers might come from Loki, Leah or both (if you want a specific one you can mention it in the subject line)!

Comments

[occulthymns]

[Someone is certainly determined.]

... Kid, what are you doing?

[not_a_troll]

[Loki looks up and stops gesturing at the dog, focusing on the newcomer instead.]

It seems I am busy trying to teach this dog a trick. But apparently it is only interested in barking and nudging me.

Perhaps it is expecting a treat of some sort.

[occulthymns]

That sounds about right. [She shrugs slightly as Dog whines loudly.] He doesn't know what a 'barrel roll' is.

[not_a_troll]

It is a trick for dogs. I have taught Thori to do it. Perhaps your dog is capable of doing so as well.

[He taps his chin briefly.]

I am not sure if I have a treat for him, though. Unless...

[He picks the very important cherry of his shaken milk.]

...it likes important cherries.

[occulthymns]

[Dog being a dog will eat pretty much anything, so he just wags his tail some more!]

What's so important about it?

[not_a_troll]

[For a moment Loki looks thoughtful, wondering if it would be worthwhile to spend a very important cherry on a dog. Still, Loki likes dog. Thori is a dog too. It makes perfect sense.]

Please do not tell me you are not aware of the importance of cherries! No shaken milk will be complete without the cherry on top. That is why Midgardians say 'cherry on top' because a cherry belongs on top.

[Finally he gives it to the dog and watches how it disappears into its mouth in a mere nanosecond.]

[occulthymns]

[Even the stem! Dog seems pleased though there are still no barrel rolls from him.]

Um... shaken milk? [She squints at him confusedly.] Why would anyone shake milk?

[not_a_troll]

[Loki keeps scratching Dog's head idly while listening to the other's words.]

To make shaken milk, of course. It is a drink from Midgard. A delicate balance between fruit, sweet creamyness and crisp cold. All mixed together within Midgardian shaken milk.

It is a treat, I can assure you this.

[occulthymns]

[Loki should have a job in marketing because he's making shaken milk sound delicious.]

... I've never heard of it before. It sounds interesting, though.

[not_a_troll]

[Loki nods enthusiastically.]

To increase its amazing taste I would suggest eating bacon on the side. With ketchup. Trapped between two slices of bread.

Then...it is perfect.

[occulthymns]

Ketchup...?

- Wait, I've heard of ketchup before! That Miami food guy was supposed to show me it! He's been here twice now and he never did!

[not_a_troll]

A miami food guy? What do miami food guys do? Do they run small places where they sell ketchup and bacon-sandwiches?

[Loki crosses his arms and shakes his head.]

Tsk, how uncouth. Promises should always be kept.

[occulthymns]

No, he said he was part of the Miami police. But he cooks Miami food, and I've never had it before.

Right? If he shows up again I'm definitely making him cook.

[not_a_troll]

Miami food? Ah, perhaps it is a Midgardian town, like Broxton is as well. And this member of the police specializes in local delicacies.

[Loki nods at her response.]

Do you mean he is not here currently? That would be a shame. I am curious about a miami-esque banquet.

[occulthymns]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he left again. But if the gods bring him here I can let you know.

[not_a_troll]

A shame. Anyone who enhances food with ketchup is a good person. There should be more ketchup in general, you see? Perhaps shaken milk tasting like ketchup.


Aye! That would be excellent. Keep me posted about this, yes?

[occulthymns]

Maybe they have that in Miami. I mean, if they have this 'shaken milk' stuff.

Yeah, sure.

[not_a_troll]

Well, shaken milk is something very Midgardian. And Midgardians are quite inventive as well.

I am sure one got the brilliant idea to make shaken milk and thought 'perhaps I can make it taste like ketchup and thus satisfying the individuals who crave ketchup non-stop'!

[occulthymns]

Do people like like ketchup that much? What other flavours are there?

[not_a_troll]

Of course. Though the question will always be who does not like ketchup? Ketchup is very likable.

[Now thats a tough question... Loki only knows one type of ketchup.]

Perhaps more than one?

[occulthymns]

[Note to self: try ketchup.]

I mean shaken milk. There are other kinds of flavours, right?

[not_a_troll]

[Good, good.]

There are oodles of flavours! I prefer strawberry. You look more like a...er...a banana-person.

LMFAO |D

[occulthymns]

Eh? I do?

[not_a_troll]

Aye, you do.

[Loki nods firmly.]

Believe me. I am most knowledgeable about things like this.