[text] Wanted: Babysitter / Room-mate. Heimdall Area.

[holmes_fanatic]

Wanted: Babysitter/Room-mate to join household in Heimdall area. Successful applicant must be a responsible adult, able to perform general household tasks and contribute to food and utilities. Applicant would have own room in comfortable, well-kept home.

Open mind and relaxed attitude to bedtimes a must. Tolerant of sheep, zombie movies and detective fiction. Also a healthy attitude towards giant robots is appreciated.

If interested, please respond with a list of your qualifications for consideration.

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[holmes_fanatic]

It depends on the premise. In some series they're magic, but most modern interpretations tend to favour a scientific outbreak.

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[caladvwlch]

Series?

We are not speaking of their presence in your world?

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[holmes_fanatic]

We're speaking of their presence in zombie movies. Movies which are fictional.

[caladvwlch]

Oh.

My apologies for misunderstanding.

[ Well that was embarrassing. ]

[holmes_fanatic]

Think nothing of it!

[caladvwlch]

Thank you. These new terms are very confusing...

A baby-sitter is someone who watches underage children, yes?

[holmes_fanatic]

That's right! Someone who isn't a parent or guardian figure, but is employed to keep an eye on children in a typically hands-off role.

[caladvwlch]

I see. Thank you.

I wish you luck in your search.

[ She's not offering because guess who will eat ALL THE FOOD. ]

[holmes_fanatic]

Thanks for the good wishes!