[text] Wanted: Babysitter / Room-mate. Heimdall Area.

[holmes_fanatic]

Wanted: Babysitter/Room-mate to join household in Heimdall area. Successful applicant must be a responsible adult, able to perform general household tasks and contribute to food and utilities. Applicant would have own room in comfortable, well-kept home.

Open mind and relaxed attitude to bedtimes a must. Tolerant of sheep, zombie movies and detective fiction. Also a healthy attitude towards giant robots is appreciated.

If interested, please respond with a list of your qualifications for consideration.

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[talking_dead]

[Just gonna be bumming on the couch.]

So...are we going to have to do interviews and stuff like that? [Gosh, Conan, how do you figure this all out?]

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[holmes_fanatic]

[Conan's parked at the coffee table, which is littered with notebooks and lists, currently devoted to the task of finding a new Shinji-niichan.]

We can ask questions over the network. If there's anyone we think we like, we can invite them over for a trial run.

Ah, and speaking of inviting over, I asked Hugo-kun to come visit. I think he'd want to see the robot.

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[talking_dead]

Who's Hugo? [That...name sounds familiar, although he can't place it.]

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[holmes_fanatic]

He's about our age, from Paris. Likes making trains.

[talking_dead]

Oh...okay. It's too bad Shinji isn't here to show us the inside.

[holmes_fanatic]

Mm. I was hoping for Hugo to meet both of you, but the timing didn't work out.

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[vigilanteup]

Too bad putting my dog up was just a joke, he'd be perfect.

... You guys really need a roommate babysitter?

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[occulthymns]

Conan, what are you doing?

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[caladvwlch]

What is a zombie?

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[holmes_fanatic]

I don't know, Lowell-san! Sheeps and dogs don't tend to have a very good relationship ...

And yes, we're hoping to find someone.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Isn't it obvious, Euri-neechan?

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[vigilanteup]

Well, Repede kind of doesn't think he's a dog.

If you need someone-- well, it's kind of boring in House Loki, so...

[talking_dead]

The living dead.

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[holmes_fanatic]

A reanimated corpse that walks the land, feeding on the living.

[talking_dead]

Yeah... [He let's out a sigh, then quiet for a moment. Reluctantly:] Do you think it was better for Shinji to be back in his world?

[He wants to think it is.]

[caladvwlch]

I... beg your pardon?

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[talking_dead]

.................The zombies in my world don't, apparently. [YEAAAAAH, did he tell you that one, Conan?]

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[vigilanteup]

I'm twenty one. I've been looking after little kids with axes, princesses with swords, and hyper geniuses with insane arcane magic and keeping them alive in a dangerous place back home-- though to be honest, they do that fine for themselves too.

I can't leave Repede out, but I promise even though he looks like a wolf, he doesn't chase sheep. He's too 'dignified'. He'd probably favor a monster.

I don't care about bed schedules, I have work at the Citadel whenever my classes start, but I can do the whole the 'live-in big brother' thing just fine.

... and Repede would need a place to sleep.

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[caladvwlch]

[ Saber no.]

Are they the doing of mages?

[holmes_fanatic]

I don't know if 'better' is the right world ... but being here was definitely bad for him. He was getting pretty worried about things, after all.

[talking_dead]

Not like...people who've been revived here that were dead in their world. Most movies depict them as corpses that come back to life and try to feed on the living or turn other humans into zombies.

The ones I know aren't actually dangerous. They're more like spirits stuck in their dead bodies. So they're all rotted and stuff, but they're still themselves.

[holmes_fanatic]

We've got our first serious offer to consider.

Yuri Lowell. He works for me at the Forensics Department.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Mary's pretty sure she's a sheep.

A sleeping place for Replede might be a problem. The yard is Mary's, you see. [And then there's the giant robot.] I'm guessing from Lowell-san's last post that you don't want him sharing your room ... ?

[talking_dead]

...I didn't know. He didn't really tell me about that kind of stuff.

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[holmes_fanatic]

That's interesting. I'll have to amend my statement then!