[text] Wanted: Babysitter / Room-mate. Heimdall Area.

[holmes_fanatic]

Wanted: Babysitter/Room-mate to join household in Heimdall area. Successful applicant must be a responsible adult, able to perform general household tasks and contribute to food and utilities. Applicant would have own room in comfortable, well-kept home.

Open mind and relaxed attitude to bedtimes a must. Tolerant of sheep, zombie movies and detective fiction. Also a healthy attitude towards giant robots is appreciated.

If interested, please respond with a list of your qualifications for consideration.

Comments

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[talking_dead]

[Just gonna be bumming on the couch.]

So...are we going to have to do interviews and stuff like that? [Gosh, Conan, how do you figure this all out?]

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[holmes_fanatic]

[Conan's parked at the coffee table, which is littered with notebooks and lists, currently devoted to the task of finding a new Shinji-niichan.]

We can ask questions over the network. If there's anyone we think we like, we can invite them over for a trial run.

Ah, and speaking of inviting over, I asked Hugo-kun to come visit. I think he'd want to see the robot.

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[vigilanteup]

Too bad putting my dog up was just a joke, he'd be perfect.

... You guys really need a roommate babysitter?

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[holmes_fanatic]

I don't know, Lowell-san! Sheeps and dogs don't tend to have a very good relationship ...

And yes, we're hoping to find someone.

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[occulthymns]

Conan, what are you doing?

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[holmes_fanatic]

Isn't it obvious, Euri-neechan?

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[caladvwlch]

What is a zombie?

[talking_dead]

The living dead.

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[holmes_fanatic]

A reanimated corpse that walks the land, feeding on the living.

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[samantha_grey]

[In complete contrast to the other talk she'd be having with him today...]

Are you seriously looking for your own babysitter?

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[holmes_fanatic]

If we left it to the adults here, we would never get one.

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[dreamspinning]

[half-face as usual]

A giant what?

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[holmes_fanatic]

Well, I say robot, but I'm not sure how accurate the term is here. It's sort of a -- construct? Maybe that's too vague.

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[5thchild]

Wasn't Shinji taking care of you? [ that's what he said he was doing. ]

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[holmes_fanatic]

Ah -- he was.

Kaworu-san, I'm sorry, but Shinji-niisan is not here anymore.

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[saving_sound]

Er... Babysitter? Edogawa-kun, what...?

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[holmes_fanatic]

We're looking for one, Hibiki-chan.

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[fiduspear]

wHY DO YOU NEED, a BABY SITTER,

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[holmes_fanatic]

[This is a good question.]

People tend to worry about you unless you have some sort of adult supervision.

That and the stove is too tall.

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[extraordinarymuse]

I'm sorry, Conan. [About Shinji, she doesn't add. Just an apology, before she's...well. The advertisement is quite an interesting one, isn't it?]

I'd ask about the healthy attitude towards giant robots, but I think I might be better off not knowing.

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[holmes_fanatic]

It's all right. I think it's better for him this way.

That might be for the best!

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[imhome]

It looks like you already have a few volunteers, but I'd be happy to help too.

[ She's already living in Loki, and she can't leave there, but she can visit and help with household tasks here and there! ]

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[holmes_fanatic]

Trust Nina-neechan to want to look after us!

But we really need someone who can stay at the house with us. In case something like the Darkness happens again.

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[daddyissues]

Hey, Conan.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Hello, Connor-san.

It's all right, you know! Sophie explained already.

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[zodiacal]

Is this ad for real?

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[holmes_fanatic]

This is a genuine advertisement for a genuine opening.