001 > Nepeta: purrsue enquiries

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < *ac yawns and covers her mouth with her paw befur taking a look around*
:33 < *this isnt where she went to sl33p yesterday, she thinks as she grooms her fur*
:33 < *the sl33py kitty doesnt remember falling asleep at all, actually!*
:33 < *so she finds it purrty unusual that shes somewhere so different now*
:33 < and this device is weird beclaws theres no trollian on it at all!
:33 < so it takes a pawfully long time to type all this
:33 < *ac bats at the display some more with her paws*
:33 < this is a pretty cute bracelet though :33

:33 < i dont suppaws any of my furrends are around here?
:33 < they are grey like me and have horns and some of them like karkitty yell a lot
:33 < i would appurreciate it furry much if anyone could tell me where to find them :33
:33 < especially equius beclaws im worried about him
:33 < hes big and has a broken horn and wears sunglasses all the time!
:33 < i guess thats it fur now!

[A few seconds of video flash on after the text cuts out - a small grey troll with cat-like horns and a kitty hat is indeed pawing at the bracelet's display, looking a great deal more anxious than the text let on.]

It can't be true, nuh uh, I was just having a furry furry bad dream...oh no! Oops.

[She notices her mistake with the transmission, and this time it cuts off finally.]

Comments

[longwinded]

you so sure about sollux?
he's kinda stuck up, or an asshole.
maybe both.

i'm john! :)

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < hes a troll!
:33 < sometimes being an asshole is part of that X33

:33 < hi john :33
:33 < are you friends with rose?

[longwinded]

he's got more assholish nature than necessary.

oh.
yeah i am!
but she isn't here :(

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < maaaybe a little bit

:33 < yeah, roxy told me shes not :((
:33 < i wish i could get to talk to her again!
:33 < but its good to get to talk to you at least :33

[longwinded]

waaaaaaaay more than a little bit! :/


it's good talking to you too!
it's refreshing to talk to another troll who is..i don't know..
nicer i guess?
maybe i've been approaching the other ones wrong? :(
rose will come back, i have no doubts about that.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i know ://
:33 < a good troll isnt suppawsed to be too nice
:33 < but i just like being friends!
:33 < they dont even mean anything bad if they pick fights with you, you know
:33 < theyre just used to trolling everyone they know

:33 < yesss! that will be great :33

[longwinded]

hm.
i always thought that maybe he was just stupidly grumpy all the time.
:O
seems like i was wrong!

haha.
i like you way better than most of the trolls.
to put it bluntly.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < yeah, its just what some of the others are like im afraid ://

:33 < awww :33
:33 < that is furry nice of you to say!
:33 < i havent met many other humans yet but i think youre definitely fur sure a nice one!

[longwinded]

i guess i never really considered that.
:(
i didn't mean to be insensitive!

[Oh John...............]

jade is a lot more pleasant than me.
i assure you.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < pfft you werent, im sure
:33 < its the others who are
:33 < dont worry about it!

:33 < then she must be super extra nice beclaws i think youre already pawfully nice yourself!

[longwinded]

fish puns and cat puns.
gosh you guys im not sure how many animal puns i can handle.

hey.
im nice to most people and trolls if theyre nice to me.
doesnt save you from the pranks though.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < h33h33 animal puns are awesome and you know it :PP

:33 < im sure you are ;33
:33 < oh no purranks :OO
:33 < how scary!
:33 < you wouldnt pull pranks on a poor cute little kitty troll, now would you?

[longwinded]

gish i don't know.
i don't think i've heard enough.

[If only sarcasm had a font.]

i think you will just have to wait and see.
it's so unpredictable.
:)

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i could purrvide you with a few more ;33

:33 < how pawful
:33 < i shall live in fear!

[of course now she's simply determined to prank him first]