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[Samantha actually expected that most people who cared were already aware of this by now. She only had an idea because, honestly, she'd kept tabs on Feferi's network presence ever since she'd returned, mostly for personal reasons, more than a few of them related to Eridan. Still, Sollux hadn't posted it up yet, which she imagined probably had to do with the mad-house that was his life. She didn't want to risk Eridan ending up squawking on the network unbridled, and this wasn't something she wanted Jade or Roxy to have to deal with again. So, there she was, seated behind her alchemical tools, glancing at the screen and looking uncomfortable.

She wasn't good at this, and she barely knew Feferi, but some of the alternatives she suspected were a lot worse.]

So, I think more than a few of you already know, but it's easy to miss these things sometimes. Feferi's gone from Asgard again. The way things work around here, she might be back, or she might not.

Yeah, not really much else to say. Figured some people might want to know. God, I suck at these...

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If it's me, or both of us, and I know some jackass is going to bring me back to life, what do you think I'm picking?

I'd rather get my ass kicked and then die than blow myself up, thanks.

Well, if they're just out to beat me up, that's a different matter. Most are trying to kill me.

Where's the fun in beating someone up if you're not planning to kill them? Be more creative.

You have the weirdest idea of sarcasm sometimes, you know that?

Who said anything about sarcasm?

... riiiight. That's sort of creepy. Either way, non-explosive methods first.

It's not creepy, just honest. Lighten up, would you?

[She sighed and scratched at her head.]

You should know by now I have trouble with that. I'll try, but not making any promises.

Hey, trying's the first step. Maybe in a year or two you'll make a joke that's actually funny.

We'll see. We'll see. For now, I'll just take jokes that aren't tragedies.

Every joke's a tragedy when it's boring, y'know.

Good thing I'm not boring, right?

Are you sure about that?

You're not that easy to please and I'm not that persistent. I doubt you'd put up with me as much as you do if I were too boring.

What if I just like doing charity work, though? Maybe I like to help the persistently friendless get some social skills.

You're mother Theresa and I'm your India?

Sure. Why not?

Why the hell not indeed. I'm your personal charity case.

Maybe one day I'll adopt you for a Nobel Prize.

I want part of the cut. that comes with prize money, you know.

What if I want to donate it to charity, though? I'm Mother Theresa, remember?

Somehow, I don't believe that.

Hey, what am I going to waste so much money on? It's not like any good boutiques exist here-- or where I live, for that matter.

[totally bemoaning that fact.]

You could use the money to set up a boutique yourself, hire some hair dressers, you know. I'd be part owner.

...

This is a terrible idea to use non-existence nobel peace prize money.

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