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[Samantha actually expected that most people who cared were already aware of this by now. She only had an idea because, honestly, she'd kept tabs on Feferi's network presence ever since she'd returned, mostly for personal reasons, more than a few of them related to Eridan. Still, Sollux hadn't posted it up yet, which she imagined probably had to do with the mad-house that was his life. She didn't want to risk Eridan ending up squawking on the network unbridled, and this wasn't something she wanted Jade or Roxy to have to deal with again. So, there she was, seated behind her alchemical tools, glancing at the screen and looking uncomfortable.

She wasn't good at this, and she barely knew Feferi, but some of the alternatives she suspected were a lot worse.]

So, I think more than a few of you already know, but it's easy to miss these things sometimes. Feferi's gone from Asgard again. The way things work around here, she might be back, or she might not.

Yeah, not really much else to say. Figured some people might want to know. God, I suck at these...

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We'll see. We'll see. For now, I'll just take jokes that aren't tragedies.

Every joke's a tragedy when it's boring, y'know.

Good thing I'm not boring, right?

Are you sure about that?

You're not that easy to please and I'm not that persistent. I doubt you'd put up with me as much as you do if I were too boring.

What if I just like doing charity work, though? Maybe I like to help the persistently friendless get some social skills.

You're mother Theresa and I'm your India?

Sure. Why not?

Why the hell not indeed. I'm your personal charity case.

Maybe one day I'll adopt you for a Nobel Prize.

I want part of the cut. that comes with prize money, you know.

What if I want to donate it to charity, though? I'm Mother Theresa, remember?

Somehow, I don't believe that.

Hey, what am I going to waste so much money on? It's not like any good boutiques exist here-- or where I live, for that matter.

[totally bemoaning that fact.]

You could use the money to set up a boutique yourself, hire some hair dressers, you know. I'd be part owner.

...

This is a terrible idea to use non-existence nobel peace prize money.

Nah. I don't make fashion, I just wear it. [NOT EVEN GOING TO COMMENT ON YOUR INVOLVEMENT, YOU.]

Maybe I should waste it on food. All the chicken nuggets you can eat sounds sweet, don't you think?

... you have an obsession with fried foods that is going to be the death of you one day, you know that?

Wow, excuse you. Chicken nuggets are delicious. No wonder you're so boring all the time, if you think that way.

Hehe, we're always going to be ordering out when you and I get something to eat, you know that don't you? We really don't eat the same thing.

[Said the girl who smoked cloves because she was used to not worrying about the things burning her lungs out.]

Duh. My taste buds are way better than yours. How do you live without Burger King?

[Both of their tastes are awful. This is the sad, sad reality.]

Easy. I cook for myself. Hadn't you guessed that yet? Got a taste for spice when I left home.

Well, duh. If you ate out every day, your thighs would look like shit.

Unless it was Subway. They said that was supposed to be a decent diet. [Sarcasm, definitely sarcasm by tone.]

Only if you want to get fat off bread.

Oh good lord, don't you start preaching Atkins to me. I swear, I will shove pasta down your throat.

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