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Two questions, and neither of them have anything to do with each other.

[Oh that's fine, hello to you too, Draco. It's nice to see you sitting in front of what looks like a giant map of...the universe, perhaps. At least it's Draco's thoughts on the universe with various planets, constellations, and the like scattered across it. It should also be noted that Draco's face has a few colored lines on it from the markers, paints and ink he's using. His sleeves are rolled up to his elbows and he's still severely in need of a haircut seeing how his bangs are flopping right in his eyes. He was originally planning to go outside to test his newly leveled-up flight abilities, but with how cold it's been out and how recently he's finally shaken his flu? No. Way. In Hell.

But that's not the important part here. He's not looking at the bracelet as he addresses the city again, but rather he's continuing to etch lines and draw another red circle.]

So. Who do you think you are? And where can I find a decent telescope?

Answer to the best of your ability.

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Well if they give up so fast they aren't trying very hard, are they.

And you're witty. I value that as well. [Not that that was particularly witty, but.]

So you find me witty and fascinating.

What about hot?

[Yeah just jumping straight in there with that one]

The second exception to my blond rule, I think.

What rule is that?

The rule where I'm not attracted to blonds.

What can I say, I'm a rule breaker.

...You know you're pretty cute yourself. [She knows this is SO NOT WHAT THEY SHOULD BE SAYING but #yolo]

Just remember you're the second exception, not the first.

So I've heard. [Worst idea ever.] So you've heard my piece. Let's hear it then.

Who's the first then?

Well I never really talked to you that much, when all the Jade and Sollux stuff happened I kinda thought you were an asshole because it wasn't really any of your business.

But~ since we've spoken since then, you're not so bad at all. And pretty smart I think.

Plus you get wizard points. I mean you could have just told me that in the first place and I would probably have been way nicer you know?

...her name's Rapunzel. [And that's all he's going to say before he's moving right along.]

As her best friend, it sort of really was my business. I didn't ask her to make it my business, but when she comes running to me to tell me about it? Then it becomes my business.

I'm incredibly smart. That's half of my appeal. [He snorts though.] While I know why wizards are great, but what's your reasoning?

I thought I was her best friend. [Before, at least. Obviously not any more.]

Incredibly modest too, I see. And that's a bit of a stupid question don't you think? Wizards are wizards, and wizards are ama~zing.

Maybe the phrasing should be that she's my best friend then.

I want to know how your kind know about our kind though.

I don't know what you mean, wizards are just that thing everyone knows about? Like my mom was one, sort of, and she was a super-famous author who wrote novels on them!