asgardeventide | 005 ♒ Video

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]

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"Stole"? One isn't a thing to be stolen or given.

Do you think it will make things better, if he is gone?

Of course it wwould be! She'd soon forget all about that little wwriggler.

Do you really think so? That someone is that easy to forget?

Even you. Do you really think she forgot you, your existence?

[Stop being logical. Eridan doesn't understand logic.]

... No. Of course she wwouldn't forget me.

Then why would she forget him?

Because he's not wworth her fuckin' time! I'll make her forget he evver evven existed!

That won't happen.

Just like she won't forget you, she will not forget him. Because when she met any of you, a bond was made and this bond became part of her.

You will not achieve anything by killing him. [ a pause ] Well, perhaps she will grow to dislike you. [ even more. ]

Clearly you don't knoww anythin' about this topic! Wwhy did I evven think a finless lowwblood like you wwould havve anythin' that wwould be wworth listenin' to?!

[ kaworu smiles, gently ]

Because you are hurting and you wish to stop your pain.

Do you really believe it will stop if anyone dies for it? Do you really think your heart will stop feeling that loneliness?

You presume far too much, human.

[Eridan sneers, crossing his arms over his chest.]

I don't evven knoww you. Wwhy wwould I confess such things to you?

I'm not human.

And you don't have to.

Then wwhat's the point a' this little convversation?

I don't wish for you to confess anything to me. Only to yourself.

I'm not confessin' anythin' to anyone.

I'm sorry.

I hope one day, you can understand it. And be truly happy.

Stop that! I wwon't be human pitied by you!

[He scowls.]

I'm not human.

And it's not pity. It's love.

... Wwhy.

[It's the only word that springs to mind. He's completely flustered by the other's calm confessions. Eridan's certainly not used to someone sympathizing with him--or really reacting positively at all to what he says.]

Wwhy wwould you say somethin' like that?

Because I do love you.

[Eridan almost literally squawks, baring his teeth in a snarl afterwards.]

You don't evven fuckin' knoww me!

That is fine.

No it's not! You havve to knoww someone before you can just confess somethin' like that.

It's fine if you don't accept it. It's fine if you refuse it.

My feelings will still exist, nonetheless.

No. They wwon't.

[He snarls.]

You're goin' to quit this charade before I rip your head from your fuckin' torso. Understood?

It already happened.

Why does it upset you?

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[Video] apologizing for Kaworu forever sob

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