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005 ♒ Video | Day 199

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]

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Oh, I see.... [That makes sense, too.]

... Wwhat.

[He can tell when he's being judged, Euri.]

... Well, if it's because he's being a jerk to people it should be fine....

He's the biggest fuckin' jerk.

Just be careful about it, okay? Situations like this can get tricky.

I'm alwways fuckin' careful. It's not my fuckin' fault if the rest a' them cross me.

Th - that's the opposite someone who is being careful would say!

Wwhatevver. Maybe I'm not the one wwho should havve to be careful.

Why do you think that...?

Because I am Eridan Ampora. An' they're lowwbloods or hemospectrum traitors.

You're also a kid.

I havven't been a kid for a long time.

Come on, there's no way you've hit adulthood yet! [If he has trolls are not a particularly threatening-looking species.]

Maybe not physically. Yet.

You admit it, then!

Doesn't mean I'm a wwriggler any more, Euri.

A what?

A child.

[What a buggy term for child.....]

Well, you're certainly acting like one.

I am not!

You are. You definitely are.

That's your fuckin' opinion. Wwrong as it is.

I think you mean right.

- Oh, and that stuff you got me for Christmas. The food... candy stuff. It was good.

... I made it, y'knoww. I'm a troll a' many talents.

What's it called? And what's it made of?

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