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005 ♒ Video | Day 199

Good day, Asgard.

[The violet sea troll offers a surprisingly friendly wave, sitting at the oak desk in his room in the Baldr welcome hall. He twirls a feather quill in his other hand as he speaks.]

I came across a grubdisc I had nearly forgotten, an' it reminded me of a question I'd been dyin' to ask you.

[He pauses for emphasis, leaning in to smirk conspiratorially.]

Has anyone here evver felt personally vvictimized by Sollux Captor?

If the answwer is yes, an' I suspect it wwill be, I havve a proposition that you wwill find mutually beneficial.

An' Sol, if you're fuckin' eavvesdroppin' like the slitherbeast in the grass that you are, you should knoww that I intentionally didn't hide this little message from your repulsivve mutant eyes because I wwanted you to knoww just howw many people wwish you wwere fuckin' dead. Maybe you could do them a favvor an' take care a' that little predicament a' your still bein' alivve all on your owwn.

[Didn't hide it, couldn't hide it. Same difference. Either way, he disconnects the video shortly after with a laugh.]

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Wwhatevver. Maybe I'm not the one wwho should havve to be careful.

Why do you think that...?

Because I am Eridan Ampora. An' they're lowwbloods or hemospectrum traitors.

You're also a kid.

I havven't been a kid for a long time.

Come on, there's no way you've hit adulthood yet! [If he has trolls are not a particularly threatening-looking species.]

Maybe not physically. Yet.

You admit it, then!

Doesn't mean I'm a wwriggler any more, Euri.

A what?

A child.

[What a buggy term for child.....]

Well, you're certainly acting like one.

I am not!

You are. You definitely are.

That's your fuckin' opinion. Wwrong as it is.

I think you mean right.

- Oh, and that stuff you got me for Christmas. The food... candy stuff. It was good.

... I made it, y'knoww. I'm a troll a' many talents.

What's it called? And what's it made of?

Taffy. Sugar, salt wwater, an' a feww trade secrets. My lusus used to make it for me. Wwell, I helped.

So you really liked it?

Mhmm. I haven't had candy like that before.

Wwell, I wwouldn't expect humans to havve the culinary advvancement ncessary.

Witch. Witch.

Doesn't matter. You still livved wwith some humans, right?

Do you mean back home?

No. In another alternate univverse.

A'course.

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