audio; forward dated two days so i'm not posting on Christmas Eve :U

[nukeoleptic]

[ Jade's voice is chipper but seriously congested; she has apparently contracted the Cold from Hell, and she is absolutely aware of how ridiculous she sounds. For the record, she is also abjectly miserable. Girl didn't catch a lot of illnesses on an island all by herself growing up. ]

I lost my bracelet, in case anyone was wondering where I went. [ She sniffles severely. ] I don't think Draco told anyone, so I promise I haven't been ignoring anyone, I've just been a little indisposed.

But the decorations that are up now are nice! And- [ She sniffles again, whines softly. ] -and if anyone wants some nice winter flowers or anything like that, let me know, I'm afraid my powers are starting to get a little rusty.

[ She ends the feed, then starts it almost immediately again: ]

And what the hell are you supposed to make your nose unstuffy? This is hard to breathe and it fucking sucks. [ Jade swallows, begins to speak again, sneezes hard, and just ends the feed entirely. ]

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[nukeoleptic]

[ She's laughing a little bit, caught between embarrassment and amusement. ]

I'm not a damsel in distress.

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[magician_of_words]

[ There we go! That's the reaction he likes. He can only do this pseudo-flirting schtick if the other party is embarrassed and/or not taking it seriously. ]

A fair maiden in the vicious mortal throes of a wretched curse...! That's the very definition of damsel in distress!

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[nukeoleptic]

[ She laughs out loud, wrinkling her nose at him and trailing off into coughing. ]

It's not a curse, it's just a dumb cooold.

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[magician_of_words]

...Ah, sorry about that.

[ He feels bad about causing the coughing fit. ]

But seriously, if you need anything else, call me up.

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[nukeoleptic]

[ SHE WILL GET OVER IT. ]

I will! Thanks, I appreciate it.

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[magician_of_words]

Take care of yourself in the meantime.