audio; forward dated two days so i'm not posting on Christmas Eve :U

[nukeoleptic]

[ Jade's voice is chipper but seriously congested; she has apparently contracted the Cold from Hell, and she is absolutely aware of how ridiculous she sounds. For the record, she is also abjectly miserable. Girl didn't catch a lot of illnesses on an island all by herself growing up. ]

I lost my bracelet, in case anyone was wondering where I went. [ She sniffles severely. ] I don't think Draco told anyone, so I promise I haven't been ignoring anyone, I've just been a little indisposed.

But the decorations that are up now are nice! And- [ She sniffles again, whines softly. ] -and if anyone wants some nice winter flowers or anything like that, let me know, I'm afraid my powers are starting to get a little rusty.

[ She ends the feed, then starts it almost immediately again: ]

And what the hell are you supposed to make your nose unstuffy? This is hard to breathe and it fucking sucks. [ Jade swallows, begins to speak again, sneezes hard, and just ends the feed entirely. ]

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok w/e i say is obvs not going to make a difference here
so i guess go chum it up w draco
if u want to talk to me you know where i am

[nukeoleptic]

sorry
ill probably be a better conversationalist when im not sick

[tipsygnostalgia]

how sick r u?
ugh im sorry if im being a bitch i just
i dont like u being mad at me

[nukeoleptic]

im not mad at you
im mad at me
im uncomfortable and stupid and jealous
i want that to be different but i dont know how to make it
and im not that sick at all its just a stupid fucking cold
but i cant breathe and ive never been actually sick before
and i hate everything right now

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok
well i dont really give a shit anymore i mean guys r my friends and thats whats important
so
i just want 2 do things that make u not want to be mad or w/e at each other and things can b ok
also yeah im surprised we didnt get sick before
what w/ some of us growin up total loners ans such
this place has got 2 b a BREEDING ground for proper nasty virus shit

[nukeoleptic]

sollux isnt talking to either of us now so idk if things can


idk
idk idk idk

and yeah if you get sick just drink lots of water i guess
i told someone it felt like a bunch of nakkodiles had taken up residence in my head and they didnt get it
but i guess youve never been on lohac so you might not either

[tipsygnostalgia]

he will get over it
im sure u will too eventually

also wtf is a nakodile
im getting the feelin its like a crocodile except hella pokemonfied or something

[nukeoleptic]

yeah ill be fine
i just think i need to be fine with draco right now
its not romantic, its just
i think we need each other

and nakkodiles were daves, uh
right you havent played sburb yet
they were on his planet
the one he got in the game

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok
i will leave u to it then
but u might want 2 take ur plants
i mean i know they need watering but im sort of shit at taking care of them

nakkodiles sound all sorts of sweet i want one

[nukeoleptic]

yeah im going to come get my stuff as soon as we find a place
i promise

[tipsygnostalgia]

kay