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Jade Harley | gardenGnostic ([personal profile] nukeoleptic) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-12-22 03:37 pm

audio; forward dated two days so i'm not posting on Christmas Eve :U

[ Jade's voice is chipper but seriously congested; she has apparently contracted the Cold from Hell, and she is absolutely aware of how ridiculous she sounds. For the record, she is also abjectly miserable. Girl didn't catch a lot of illnesses on an island all by herself growing up. ]

I lost my bracelet, in case anyone was wondering where I went. [ She sniffles severely. ] I don't think Draco told anyone, so I promise I haven't been ignoring anyone, I've just been a little indisposed.

But the decorations that are up now are nice! And- [ She sniffles again, whines softly. ] -and if anyone wants some nice winter flowers or anything like that, let me know, I'm afraid my powers are starting to get a little rusty.

[ She ends the feed, then starts it almost immediately again: ]

And what the hell are you supposed to make your nose unstuffy? This is hard to breathe and it fucking sucks. [ Jade swallows, begins to speak again, sneezes hard, and just ends the feed entirely. ]
wasthemaster: (I think this backfired)

voice

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
No you're not. You're really that miserable?
wasthemaster: (I think you're bluffing)

voice

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes it is. [A sneeze.] Disgusting.

I was going to brave the outside world for soup. Want some?
wasthemaster: (I'm rather composed)

voice

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
...[A quiet snort.] You're still at the flower shop?
wasthemaster: (I'll dumb myself down)

voice

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Chicken noodle or something else?
wasthemaster: (I suppose you caught on)

voice

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He's trying not to laugh, really. He feels a little bad that he gave Jade his cold...but not too bad since he hasn't been able to shake it himself.]

I don't know if they sell podado, but I can try to find some potato for you as an alternate. I'll see you soon.
wasthemaster: (I hope you know how dumb that was)

voice

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wishful thinking. [And he ends the feed, presumably to go and get soup.]
wasthemaster: (I think this backfired)

voice - > action gd auto I can't quit them.

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Give him, oh, let's say, half an hour later and after Euri's come and gone before he actually comes to the flower shop. He flew, aren't you proud? Either way he's got his rucksack again filled with who-knows-what and two take-away bowls of soup, one larger than the other. He enters the shop and the back room, knowing exactly where she's going to be. He doesn't say anything when he gets there though. Assuming she's awake, he'll just stop in front of her and hold out the larger bowl of potato soup, waiting for her to take it.]
wasthemaster: (I'm a proud person)

<3?

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
You look ridiculous, by the way. [Hi Jade. Look how much Draco loves you. He looks like complete shit with his bedhead and bags under his eyes, but he braved the cold of Asgard for your soup.]
wasthemaster: (I suppose you caught on)

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Riku huh. Is that where the hat's from? [It's really just a shot in the dark. What the hell, there's no way Riku knows how to knit hats or would think of getting her something like that, right? Either way, He's prying off the lid of his own small bowl of soup, peering at her over the rim of said bowl. Riku's on his list of Okay People. But still he's a little suspicious. He doesn't say anything yet, taking a sip of the soup from the bowl and swallowing before speaking again.]

Of course I do. So. Want to try again?
wasthemaster: (I hope you know how dumb that was)

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's...different. Very...you. [He's just going to adjust his scarf a bit tighter around his throat before rotating the bowl of soup in his hands.]

We're trying the conversation where you tell me why you're telling me I'm handsome.
wasthemaster: (I bet you think you're clever)

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Believe me, I complained a lot as I was hacking up a lung on the way here. [A smirk.] But you're right, my ego could always use some feeding.
wasthemaster: (I think this backfired)

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Precisely. Budge over. [And he's moving to join her on her cot.] Ugh...it's almost hilarious how bad I look. I don't think I've ever seen my eyes this dark of a gray. [In which case he's going to be closing his eyes and tilting his head back.]

...so...Riku's coming by?
wasthemaster: (I'll dumb myself down)

[personal profile] wasthemaster 2012-12-23 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to take off before then. [Oof. Gdi Jade. That's fine, he guesses. He'll just resume his usual position of patting her on the head, drinking his soup with the other hand.] You're exaggerating, your eyes are now just a boring green...like celery.

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