video; npc post - thor

[asgardsstrength]

[ He's settled quite comfortably in the corner of one of the city's cozy taverns, broadcasting a little smugly. Melting snow is still crusted on his hat and collar, but his clear glass tankard is already half empty. ]

I've heard more whining about the lights than anything else. 'The travelers will like them,' I heard. 'They're festive,' they said. Tchh. You'd think that most of you were blood sworn against having a little fun downtime between battles in a war.

[ And Thor signs off with a salute of his mug. ]

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[asgardsstrength]

Some of us-

[ Some, not him. ]

-worked hard on those decorations. I was just remarking on the state of affairs.

[ aka thor is full of hot air ]

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Let me guess. They were the same ones who came up with the slide?

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[asgardsstrength]

Everything that happens that you don't like is their fault, not mine.

[ He's grinning. ]

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Right. Well, you might wanna let the scapegoats - I mean, the ones responsible know that we're not babies. Shiny things and toys won't distract us.

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[asgardsstrength]

They're not just for you, you know.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

What, you mean our grey friends? I don't think they notice much of anything, man.

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[asgardsstrength]

Some of them do. Don't be so dismissive.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

You mean like you are, ignoring their opinion to bitch over ours?

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[asgardsstrength]

I'm not bitching. Merely-- [ Gesticulating vaguely. ] Pointing out.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

I know a good bitch session when I hear one. Whining's about all you gods have done since I've been around.

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[asgardsstrength]

And here you are, bitching about my bitching about you bitching. How terribly circular.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

We have the right to expect a lot more of you than you do of us. We're not calling ourselves gods.

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[asgardsstrength]

I don't call myself a god. I simply am a god.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Yeah, well, we'll see just how much that means when the time comes.

[Yes, he just directly threatened you. All of you. Not the brightest bulb, but balls of steel.

And with that, he hangs up.]