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)(-ELLO -EV-ERYON-E!
It feels really weird to be away from t)(e dream bubbles but t)(ey probably don't need me anemonemore, so t)(at's okay.
I'm )(ere to )(elp, rig)(t? So I s)(ould be w)(ere people actually need me!
It sounds like a pretty silly job if you ask me but we all )(ave a job to do.
And t)(ere are so many awesomely weird looking people )(ere.
)(e)(e, t)(is is so -----EXCITING!
But it looks like lots of us are already )(ere too. 38O
S)(ees)(! )(ow did you guys get all t)(e way over )(ere before me guys?
Somet)(ing sure seems a little fis)(y.

Oops, I got a little sidetracked so I will introduce myself now.
My name is Feferi Peixes, and t)(at's all you really need to know.
If I'm not mistaken I )(eard t)(ere was a war going on but I'd like to )(ear a little more about t)(at.
W-ER-E ALL GOING TO BE GOOD FRONDS!

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cause i dont like fuckin fightin wwith you fef
an i wwas hopin you wwouldnt knoww yet
but you do so theres no fuckin point in pretendin is there

Does t)(is mean you will leave me alone now?
You )(ave gone OV-ERBOARD t)(is time and I can't take all your carping if you're not going to stop being so dramatic.
So until you are ready to to talk about t)(is wit)(out all your useless nonsense we s)(ouldn't talk about anyt)(ing!

[Wait. How did he manage to be the one to fuck this up again? He got a second chance and blew it even faster than the first one.

But that's not going to stop him typing his next few words.]

fine i bet youll be too excited to havve your gutterblood catamite back to evven pay attention to any a your fuckin fronds anywway
i hope you both rot together you hemospectrum crossin harlot

[Wait--no. He didn't mean to send that. He didn't mean to insult Fef. Sol, yes, always. But not Fef.]

W)(AT T)(E FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
AND DON'T YOU GLUBBING DARE USE ANYMORE FIS)( PUNS WIT)( ME, YOU ARE BANNED FROM EVER USING FIS)( PUNS AGAIN!

[ you're gonna get it. ]

i SAID that you dont givve a damn about any a your fuckin fronds evver since you fell in line wwith that goddamn pissblood mutant fuck
an you knoww wwhat i WONT use any more fish puns
theyre a fuckin imbecilic quirk anywway an i only evver used them to make you feel less idiotic for bein so fuckin obsessed wwith them

[No, no. Abort. Stop saying all of these awful things. She's never going to fuckin' forgive you.

But... then again, she was never going to forgive Eridan anyway. So in his mind, if he was the one to hurt her first, it wouldn't be nearly as bad in the end.]

Edited 2012-12-16 23:04 (UTC)

[ oh hell no. ]

STOP WIT)( T)(-E FIS)( PUNS!
You )(ave )(ad your fis)( punning license revoke FOR-EV-ER ago!
I t)(oug)(t t)(at maybe since we're in a new place I could give you a second c)(ance but it looks like t)(ere is no reason to repair t)(is fronds)(ip.
I OFFICIALLY )(ADDOK -ENOUG)( OF YOUR S)(-ENNANIGILLS!
-Eridan. W)(ere are you?

wwhy the fuck does it matter wwhere i am fef
an you might say that you wwant to givve us a second chance
but wwe both knoww just howw long that wwould fuckin last
just about as long as you stuck around in our morallegiance after your decided to debase yourself wwith that fuckin land dwweller

I still cared about you -Eridan.
We were still fronds even after I decided I didn't want to be in a quadrant wit)( you anemonemore.
BUT IT IS DOLP)(INALLY OV-ER B-ETW-E-EN US IN -EV-ERY WAY AND I'M GOING TO T-EAC)( YOU A L-ESSON SO T-ELL M-E W)(-ER-E YOU AR-E.
NOW!

wwell maybe i didnt wwant to be your fucking FRIEND
maybe i wwas fuckin tired a bein abandoned by EVVERY ONE a you
YOU VVRIS KAN KAR you all fuckin decided you couldnt handle me any more
howw is that supposed to make me feel fef

im in baldrs wwelcome house but youvve got another thing comin if you think you can beat me in any sort a fight fef
evven wwithout my science wwand im a lot more resilient here than you remember

W)(at can you possibly do wit)(out your silly wand?

im a lot tougher than i used to be fef
an i dont think you havve the guts to go through wwith it anywway
you nevver did couldnt evven hunt for your owwn damn lusus

[ not answering btw.

too busy running off to baldr. ]

[When she arrives, he'll be waiting outside the welcome house, arms crossed over his chest and tapping his foot impatiently.]

[ she rushes in, still angry about everything he said.

when she see him there is also a hint of sadness in her heart but this does not even come close to matching her angry right now. ]

ERIDAN!

[ she lunges forward with a fist. ]

[Eridan turns, gaping at Feferi for a moment. He can't actually believe that she actually showed her face here. The fucking audacity.]

Wwhat the fuck Fe--

[He barely dodges the punch, scampering back a few feet to glare at the other troll.]

Didn't think you had the guts to come here.

I said I was coming didn't I?

[ a shrill laughter. ]

Were you hoping I don't?

I wwas HOPIN' you'd take a long wwalk off a short cliff, Fef.

[No, no he really didn't hope that. But, he can't help his big mouth.]

Noww, run along. Don't you havve a pissblood to pail?

Glub, glub sigh... Okay, you're right Eridan. I was just joking, see? I was thinking about it and I've been completely wrong all this glubbing time!

[ she takes a few steps toward eridan, looking rather sincere. ]

That's why I'm here.

[He blinks, taking a step forward. She had to be lying, but... no--Fef would just attack him straight on if she really hated him. She wouldn't stoop so low as to do something like this. So that meant...]

I forgivve you, Fef.

[He holds out his arms.]

I forgivve you, an' I knoww you wwere just blinded by that fuckin' trash's charisma. But evverythin's alright now.

[ oh honey, trolls are trolls. if she's duped vriska what makes you think she won't try and dupe you?

she steps forward with a smile... before throwing a fist at his face. ]

[Rude, Fef. Just rude. He trusted you.

Eridan reels back with the hit, head snapping to the side. He stumbles backwards, hand coming up to cup his already swollen jaw.]

Ww-what the GLUBBIN' FUCK, FEF!

It's not my fault you're such a gullible guppy.

[ oh man, if only sollux saw that!! ]

Wwell, noww that you had your fun, I think it'd be better if you wwere on your wway to your little gutterslut.

[Eridan scowls, rubbing his jaw.]

Weren't you just bragging about being more powerful?

I don't wwant to fight you, Fef! Just givve it up an' leavve.

[He frowns, waving his hands as he attempts to be intimidating.]

I thought I wwasn't wworth your fuckin' time! So wwhy the glubbin' fuck wwon't you just leavve me alone? Havven't you tortured me enough!

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