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[terribubble]

)(-ELLO -EV-ERYON-E!
It feels really weird to be away from t)(e dream bubbles but t)(ey probably don't need me anemonemore, so t)(at's okay.
I'm )(ere to )(elp, rig)(t? So I s)(ould be w)(ere people actually need me!
It sounds like a pretty silly job if you ask me but we all )(ave a job to do.
And t)(ere are so many awesomely weird looking people )(ere.
)(e)(e, t)(is is so -----EXCITING!
But it looks like lots of us are already )(ere too. 38O
S)(ees)(! )(ow did you guys get all t)(e way over )(ere before me guys?
Somet)(ing sure seems a little fis)(y.

Oops, I got a little sidetracked so I will introduce myself now.
My name is Feferi Peixes, and t)(at's all you really need to know.
If I'm not mistaken I )(eard t)(ere was a war going on but I'd like to )(ear a little more about t)(at.
W-ER-E ALL GOING TO BE GOOD FRONDS!

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Comments

[fishdouche]

I wwas HOPIN' you'd take a long wwalk off a short cliff, Fef.

[No, no he really didn't hope that. But, he can't help his big mouth.]

Noww, run along. Don't you havve a pissblood to pail?

[terribubble]

Glub, glub sigh... Okay, you're right Eridan. I was just joking, see? I was thinking about it and I've been completely wrong all this glubbing time!

[ she takes a few steps toward eridan, looking rather sincere. ]

That's why I'm here.

[fishdouche]

[He blinks, taking a step forward. She had to be lying, but... no--Fef would just attack him straight on if she really hated him. She wouldn't stoop so low as to do something like this. So that meant...]

I forgivve you, Fef.

[He holds out his arms.]

I forgivve you, an' I knoww you wwere just blinded by that fuckin' trash's charisma. But evverythin's alright now.

[terribubble]

[ oh honey, trolls are trolls. if she's duped vriska what makes you think she won't try and dupe you?

she steps forward with a smile... before throwing a fist at his face. ]

[fishdouche]

[Rude, Fef. Just rude. He trusted you.

Eridan reels back with the hit, head snapping to the side. He stumbles backwards, hand coming up to cup his already swollen jaw.]

Ww-what the GLUBBIN' FUCK, FEF!

[terribubble]

It's not my fault you're such a gullible guppy.

[ oh man, if only sollux saw that!! ]

[fishdouche]

Wwell, noww that you had your fun, I think it'd be better if you wwere on your wway to your little gutterslut.

[Eridan scowls, rubbing his jaw.]

[terribubble]

Weren't you just bragging about being more powerful?

[fishdouche]

I don't wwant to fight you, Fef! Just givve it up an' leavve.

[He frowns, waving his hands as he attempts to be intimidating.]

I thought I wwasn't wworth your fuckin' time! So wwhy the glubbin' fuck wwon't you just leavve me alone? Havven't you tortured me enough!

[terribubble]

I guess you aren't.

[ her voice is stern.

sigh. ]

I'm leaving. Sollux is waiting for me.


Good-bye Eridan.

[fishdouche]

... Bye, Fef.

[Eridan bites at the side of his bottom lip, pouting.]