Tenth Dive [video | action for Loki house]

[manlypassion]

Oi.

*What up, Asgard. You're getting treated to a video of a guy in the Loki house lounge, with a few scratches on his face. While his assailant, a small white cat, is laid out across his head and busy reaching down pawing at the fluff on his armor.*

Somebody give me cat advice. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing with this guy. Popular toys, popular foods, I'll take whatever you can offer.

... Also how to make him not climb on everything ever, me included, would be the ideal advice.

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[manlypassion]

H-Hey! *snrk. Oh goddess, gotta breathe.* D-Don't take it out on the cat... He's just... phew... Kind of aggressive and likes heights.

[entreats]

[ TAKING IT OUT ON THE CAT. Or on Aoto. Or anything at all right now, she's way too frustrated by now.. ]

Watch out that it doesn't decide to take a jump off a high building in a fit of idiocy. [ See, because that latter thing would fit the owner. :| ]

[manlypassion]

... isn't there something about cats and landing on their feet? That's a thing, right?

[entreats]

I doubt that the person who first said that experimented by throwing their cat off a skyscraper.

[manlypassion]

... skyscraper?

[entreats]

Yes, that height would be-- [ .. wait. ] Don't tell me you seriously don't even know what a skyscraper is supposed to be.

[manlypassion]

Yeah? Which is pretty weird considering I live up in the sky. I think I'd know if there was something scraping it!

[entreats]

The scraping part is metaphorical. [ .. a sigh, she really has to explain it, doesn't she? normally she wouldn't mind as much, but she still isn't in the best mood after all this. ]

They're really tall buildings, so it's like they're 'scraping' the sky.

[manlypassion]

Hoooo... *Poor Ange, so grumpy while Aoto's just grinning since he's still amused.* So they're like the tower? Sounds pretty impressive! As an artisan, I can't help but be impressed someone could make a building that big.

[entreats]

I can tell you all about just how tall they exactly are from experience. [ not directly saying 'i just went ahead and jumped off one' but since she's sort of annoyed she does let this much slip out. ] They're nothing impressive, if anything, they just clog up the view.

[manlypassion]

Oh? I wouldn't have thought you would be a fan of heights. Pretty much the opposite, actually! Figured you would be more about staying grounded.

[entreats]

I don't particularly care for it either way. [ did you expect any other response from ange of all people, aoto.. ] I just ended up in and on top of a lot of them over time.

[manlypassion]

*so difficult...* Just ended up at the top? Unless you're hiding some secret passion for heights behind that stoic face of yours, it's pretty hard to just end up at the top of a building. Even a small one.

[entreats]

It's not difficult to end up at the top of a building at all. It's usually where you flee when you're being chased through a building, right?

[manlypassion]

... I'm pretty sure most people would try and get to the exit if they were running.

[entreats]

Then those people are morons. They always make sure to have people standing at the exit since it's obvious anyone would try to escape from there. It'd be a surefire way to run right into their arms.

[manlypassion]

... and running up where there's nothing but air isn't moronic...?

[entreats]

No, because that means there's exits on all sides.

[ from ange's daredevil point of view, either way.. ]

[manlypassion]

... you seriously need someone to reign you in.

[entreats]

Wait, what's so wrong with what I just said?