Tenth Dive [video | action for Loki house]

[manlypassion]

Oi.

*What up, Asgard. You're getting treated to a video of a guy in the Loki house lounge, with a few scratches on his face. While his assailant, a small white cat, is laid out across his head and busy reaching down pawing at the fluff on his armor.*

Somebody give me cat advice. I have no idea what the hell I'm doing with this guy. Popular toys, popular foods, I'll take whatever you can offer.

... Also how to make him not climb on everything ever, me included, would be the ideal advice.

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[theintermediary]

Maybe you should consider a scratching post.

[manlypassion]

A... scratching post? Is that exactly what it sounds like, or is there some hidden cat meaning here?

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[yoghurts]

Is he your's?

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[manlypassion]

He is now, at least. A friend left him behind for me when she got whisked away back home.

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[true_renaissance_man]

[Ok, Leonardo might be chuckling at this... just a little bit. It was a funny sight to see a cat sitting on a man's head.]

You will just need to get him a place where he can climb and perhaps wear something... less interesting for cats.

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[manlypassion]

Hey, I can't help that my stylish threads appeal to cute fuzzy animals...

Cats don't like roofs, right? That's probably too extreme...

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[clearwater]

[CATS :| can't quite conceal the wrinkled nose, though he will at least try to be helpful.]

Scratching post? Somebody else already said that. [uhh.] Trim its claws?

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[manlypassion]

Trim his claws...? *side glance at the kitty.* That sounds like it would result in some kind of grueling cat battle...

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[extradite]

Are cats a... manly pet?

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[manlypassion]

... er.

*dammit, shinji.*

It depends on the cat! And how... uh... aggressive and tough they are! Yeah!

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[entreats]

You tell me.

[ Ange herself doesn't seem to explain what that's supposed to mean, but then there's a long and low (and almost somewhat annoyed) mewl from off screen. .. Yeah, that one's pretty obvious. ]

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[manlypassion]

... victim of the Yozora Farewell Kitty Bomb as well, huh?

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[comeonthensexy]

You can always try training it. Or just wait until it grows older.

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[manlypassion]

... training it? Is that really a thing? I might not know much about pets, but I always got the impression that was more a dog maneuver.

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[demonicbookworm]

_{[he knows nothing about taking care of cats, but...!]}

I'm sure you could find a book about that in the library.

_{[books are awesome. they can answer all your questions.]}

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[manlypassion]

A cat book, huh? That won't just end in people who see me reading it with a cat on my head getting a utterly ridiculous impression of me, right?

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[airborn]

They like dangly, puffy things. [She points at the fluff the cat's playing with.]

Like feathers and beads tied to a string.

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[manlypassion]

--ah! Is that why he keeps going after my fluff?! He was even clinging to it from the back as I was walking around earlier...

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[callmeimouto]

Ooh... I didn't know you even had a cat!

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[manlypassion]

That's because he's a new addition! It was a sudden and abrupt introduction to cat owner life.

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[survived]

Yozora left a cat for you too, Aoto? [Yes, that's been made clear already.... Give him just a moment, however, to pick up a meek white cat and adjust his bracelet in order to shift the video frame in its direction.]

It seems like each of them have different personality types. I've never had a cat of my own before, but yours seems more difficult to tame than Romeo. [The cat's name, though he doesn't make it terribly clear.]

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[manlypassion]

Ahhh, ya could tell it was from Yozora, huh? Pretty obvious, isn't it..

*Heeey white cat buddy. Aoto's is looking into the video and making a slight paw motion at seeing one of his stray comrades.* Yeah, this guy is named Kamina, apparently... I'm not sure where she got that name from, but I kind of lik it!

[titties]

If you ask me, just owning a cat is asking for trouble. [ :l ]

[manlypassion]

Hah. To be fair, said trouble was left for me.

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[refute]

To not know how to correctly look after a feline, just how much more incompetent can the human race get? If I’m to be honest, it’s embarrassing to be lumped in with the rest of humanity if everyone is as clueless as you.

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[manlypassion]

Haaa? Well pardon me for never dealing with an actual cat before...

*oh. he. doesn't recognize her voice yet... give him a moment.*