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[nukeoleptic]

has anyone ever tried lending his or her bracelet to one of the natives here? what do you think would happen?

Comments

[wasthemaster]

...well I mean, you sort of killed Sollux. And I'm mostly concerned that you're doing it by yourself without anyone else.

[nukeoleptic]

... i killed sollux in a war
this is not a war
and i never said i was by myself
people lose their bracelets every day
im not even going to LOSE mine

[wasthemaster]

[She can probably imagine he's on the other end of the line rubbing his temples and sighing because why, Jade, why.]

Fine, whatever. Do whatever you want.

[nukeoleptic]

do you want to supervise? :/

[wasthemaster]

[Of course he does.]

No not particularly. I already told you, do whatever you wish.

[nukeoleptic]

so you are not interested at all in witnessing firsthand how this turns out
in having direct access to ask the native whatever you want to if the bracelet wakes him up

[wasthemaster]

No. Not in the slightest. I don't have at least twenty-three questions to ask them if I were to get my hands on one.

[nukeoleptic]

okay!! then i will definitely not tell you when and where this is happening
unless you implicitly ask to be included

[wasthemaster]

So I verbally have to say the words 'Jade, let me come with you' in order to gain anything out of this.

[nukeoleptic]

hmmmm
yep

[wasthemaster]

Bollocks. Just assume I'll find out your plans and come along anyway.

[nukeoleptic]

draaaaco
just ask

[wasthemaster]

Why should I have to ask? You should be the one wanting my company anyway.

[nukeoleptic]

maybe sometimes it is nice to think you want to hang out with me instead of exclusively the other way around!!

[wasthemaster]

You don't really think I don't want to hang out with you whenever you ask, do you?

[nukeoleptic]

who knows!
i dont!! :o

[wasthemaster]

You're insane. You're completely, totally insane.

[nukeoleptic]

:(

[biifurcatiion]

what the fuck man, only ii'm allowed two u2e my untiimely grue2ome death a2 a guiilt triip for leverage, and how the fuck do you know about that anyway.
ii2 2he telliing people about that?

[wasthemaster]

[Oh goddamnit Sollux. Whoops.]

Not people, just me. I'm usually the exception.

[biifurcatiion]

yeah ii 2ee her faiith iin you a2 a tru2thworthy confiidante wa2 clearly not mii2placed iin the lea2t biit.
jacka22.

[wasthemaster]

If you have a problem with it, take it up with her. I didn't ask for it.

[biifurcatiion]

ii cant beliieve you would iimagiine that ii wont be cliimbiing up her a22 about thii2.
al2o maybe next tiime you 2hould tell her two fuck off about iit? ju2t a thought, giiven the mutual dii2re2pect.

[wasthemaster]

Tell her yourself if you don't want stories shared. Like I said, I didn't ask for it and I can't control what does and doesn't leave Jade Harley's mouth.

So deal with it.

[biifurcatiion]

eat 2hiit, fucka22.

[GOD HE WISHES HE HAD TECHNOLOGY HE COULD BLOW UP THE FUCKING COMPUTER IN HIS FACE.]