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[nukeoleptic]

has anyone ever tried lending his or her bracelet to one of the natives here? what do you think would happen?

Comments

[wasthemaster]

[Oh goddamnit Sollux. Whoops.]

Not people, just me. I'm usually the exception.

[biifurcatiion]

yeah ii 2ee her faiith iin you a2 a tru2thworthy confiidante wa2 clearly not mii2placed iin the lea2t biit.
jacka22.

[wasthemaster]

If you have a problem with it, take it up with her. I didn't ask for it.

[biifurcatiion]

ii cant beliieve you would iimagiine that ii wont be cliimbiing up her a22 about thii2.
al2o maybe next tiime you 2hould tell her two fuck off about iit? ju2t a thought, giiven the mutual dii2re2pect.

[wasthemaster]

Tell her yourself if you don't want stories shared. Like I said, I didn't ask for it and I can't control what does and doesn't leave Jade Harley's mouth.

So deal with it.

[biifurcatiion]

eat 2hiit, fucka22.

[GOD HE WISHES HE HAD TECHNOLOGY HE COULD BLOW UP THE FUCKING COMPUTER IN HIS FACE.]