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[asgardsstrength]

[ The storm sirens have been shrieking in the city for about a solid minute before the video feed starts on Thor’s ruddy and smiling face. He adjusts the bracelet where it sits on his desk and steps back, already pulling on some pretty ornate looking armor. ]

Sound the bells of war!

[ His voice is low and bellowing, but clearly pleased. This is one god visibly pleased beyond measure. ]

Those lot of you bellyaching to me before about having nothing to do? I expect to see you on the front lines with me!

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[tigers]

Brilliant. It took you long enough. Now turn that infernal noise off, will you? [ Y E A H, he's not gonna fight with you. He's gonna fight on his own. Like a boss loser. ]

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[asgardsstrength]

Not a chance! The troops need rallying, don't they?

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[clockeyes]

Where are these front lines? What, are they already attacking? Without even a warning...?

[DOES HE HAVE TO ENGAGE IN "KILL ALL THE ENEMIES" MODE IS THAT IS WHAT IS GOING ON D8]

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[asgardsstrength]

Come on, now! You've had plenty of time to prepare!

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[tigers]

If your troop need rallying, they aren't particularly efficient troops.

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[asgardsstrength]

[ He flashes his eyebrows at him. ]

Let's hope you lot prove me wrong, then!

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[clockeyes]

I know, I know, I-I just didn't think it would be upon us so quickly...you tend to think these things will come later than they usually do, you know?

Either way, which side of the city should I report to, sir?

[samantha_grey]

Oh, aren't you just a ray of blaring, screeching sunshine waiting to wake someone up like a colossal hangover? I'll be making sure the healers don't get croaked if these asshats get half a brain, which I expect they will.

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[tigers]

[ He mimics that little eyebrow raise of yours, pal. ]

You say that as though you expect me to fight for you. You've a cause, chum, and causes don't exactly hold an interest for me.

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[stakes]

Thor?! [ she's never actually seen him act like a badass to date, so she's a little surprised at first. ] On my way!

[likethelight]

[He won't be bothering to reply. Hesitating, maybe, but ultimately not; there's not really a point to. Although it doesn't mean he won't be front and center very soon—of his own accord.

There's just something that sits a little sour about being pleased over such a thing.

He'd already left to find the fighting as soon as he'd heard the sirens anyway.]

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[ofthursday]

We have actual warning before an attack, this time?

[Wow, that's an improvement. He still sounds incredibly unimpressed.]

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[asgardsstrength]

You seem to have made the mistake of thinking that we're the only ones with something to lose. But suit yourself! Keep on the sidelines and miss the fun.

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[asgardsstrength]

[ Sir! He likes the sound of that, and he hums pleasantly. ]

Just keep an eye on things. It'll become obvious soon enough!

[asgardsstrength]

Nothing like a little music to prepare yourself for a fight.

[ He is, of course, talking about the sirens. ]

Fantastic.

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[asgardsstrength]

You sound surprised.

[ He is the definition of badass, ma'am. ]

And that's the spirit!

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[asgardsstrength]

It's not an attack. It's the attack.

[ And he could not be happier about it. ]

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[tigers]

I would think a god would be capable of better deductions than Holmes. I know what's at risk and I don't particularly care, but I never said a thing about missing out on the excitement, did I? Not much for armies anymore, you see, but I'd never sniff at a good battle.

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[clockeyes]

Alright. I'll prepare in the meantime and head over when it does make itself apparent.

[SO READY TO FIGHT FOR HIS WORLD, AW YEAH.]

[samantha_grey]

Not my musical preference, but whatever floats your boat. I'm just hoping we get this crap settled before the last slivers of light fade from the moon. Oh, that would be lovely. Really wasn't planning on field testing the tea...

You look like a kid in a candy store.

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[asgardstricks]

Just did a quick scan and it looks like they've stuck to due North for now.

[asgardstricks]

Try not to get killed, oaf.

[asgardsstrength]

As if anything could touch me.

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[asgardsstrength]

[ He's a little dense- certainly no Sherlock Holmes, god or not. ]

Tch! No one has time for wordplay right now! There's a war going on, man - and if you like battle, quit bantering with me and get on to it. Shoo!

[pratentious]

[ Well, fuck. If Thor is suiting up, so is Arthur. Where is his useless manservant? ]

What news, Thor? How near are they?