012 ✿ Video+Audio

[occulthymns]

[It's video when the feed starts up. There's a shock of white hair and bright red eyes peering out from behind a certificate-like piece of paper that she's holding up to the bracelet's camera. Along the bottom it's been signed twice: once in the Asgardian script everybody learns upon arrival, and another time in a language that will be pretty, but a lot less familiar. Both look surprisingly elegant - who knew Euri had good penmanship??]

Here it is, a stupid formality. [Then she quickly switches back over to audio.]

Back home we'd just follow a logical moral code - I dedicate myself to the appropriate acquisition and usage of materials blah blah blah let my ancestors and the god whose domain I utilize rot out my insides and return me to the lands from which we were born should I disgrace them - instead of having to go through useless tests and paperwork to get access to magical plants. I guess this is better than nothing, though.

[After all that her voice turns very, very dry.] It means after this sleeping recipe is finished I can start working on turning you all into frogs like a proper Witch. [That's for you Senji!!]

[Filtered to Draco]
Want to start working on some real magic?

Comments

[occulthymns]

You aren't acting like it, that's my point!

[parasiteye]

I don't have to act happy or whatever all the damn time you know!

[occulthymns]

You don't, but you aren't acting like - like anything! You've been a big cold lump ever since the darkness!

[parasiteye]

So what?!

[occulthymns]

So I'm worried about you!

[parasiteye]

Why?!

[occulthymns]

Because I care about you! How many fucking times do I have to say that, Kaz??

[parasiteye]

Until it freaking makes sense...! Why the fuck would you care about me?? Care about yourself--no one else matters!

[occulthymns]

That's stupid and you know it! I want to care about you, you're fun and you understand me and I like being around you!

[parasiteye]

I'm fun??

[occulthymns]

[That's what he focuses on?]

Uh - yeah! And I don't just mean sex or teasing you! I like going out for dinner with you, and that time we sparred. Even when you're in a bad mood you're still fun.

[parasiteye]

[ Kaz has priorities alright ]

But we're not even friends--you didn't even like me until you found out I was half-demon. That I was like you!

[occulthymns]

What can I say? You grew on me.

... Like a fungus.

[She likes her dumb mushroom jokes.]

[parasiteye]

[ dsfkjasfakslfa ]

....That's gross Euri.

[occulthymns]

It is not! Mushrooms are fungi, and they're great.

[parasiteye]

So I'm the fungus-y mushroom that grew on your ass. Lovely.

[occulthymns]

I didn't mention my ass! You're the one being gross!

[parasiteye]

Okay, so where'd my fungus grown on you then huh?

[occulthymns]

N - nowhere! It was just a figure of speech, it wasn't literal!

[parasiteye]

Just as long as nothing's growing inside...

[occulthymns]

[SIGHHH.]

You're so gross sometimes.

[parasiteye]

[ HAHA she didn't get it |D good, he almost expected a smack for that one ]

Still think I'm "fun"?

[occulthymns]

[Ohhh he would have gotten such a smack for that.]

Yes, sadly.

[parasiteye]

You're so...weird, ugh!

[occulthymns]

I am not! You're the weird one!