012 ✿ Video+Audio

[occulthymns]

[It's video when the feed starts up. There's a shock of white hair and bright red eyes peering out from behind a certificate-like piece of paper that she's holding up to the bracelet's camera. Along the bottom it's been signed twice: once in the Asgardian script everybody learns upon arrival, and another time in a language that will be pretty, but a lot less familiar. Both look surprisingly elegant - who knew Euri had good penmanship??]

Here it is, a stupid formality. [Then she quickly switches back over to audio.]

Back home we'd just follow a logical moral code - I dedicate myself to the appropriate acquisition and usage of materials blah blah blah let my ancestors and the god whose domain I utilize rot out my insides and return me to the lands from which we were born should I disgrace them - instead of having to go through useless tests and paperwork to get access to magical plants. I guess this is better than nothing, though.

[After all that her voice turns very, very dry.] It means after this sleeping recipe is finished I can start working on turning you all into frogs like a proper Witch. [That's for you Senji!!]

[Filtered to Draco]
Want to start working on some real magic?

Comments

[parasiteye]

Yeah but you're afraid of water, of course you wouldn't like it.

[occulthymns]

I'm not scared of it...!

[parasiteye]

Okay fine, the mermaids inside it. Whatever.

[occulthymns]

Better.

[parasiteye]

It's basically the same thing if it's always going to have mermaids isn't it??

[occulthymns]

......... Shut up.

[parasiteye]

How far away is the ocean from Mactech anyway?

[occulthymns]

It can't be very close, it has Fuggum on one side and Micah on the other.

[parasiteye]

Oh...right. Guess you've never been, right?

[occulthymns]

Nope. I've never been to the western half of Fuggum.

[parasiteye]

Is Fuggum really all that great? I hear it's just a huge swamp.

[occulthymns]

What?? No! Fuggum is gorgeous! It's more than just a swamp!

[parasiteye]

So it is a swamp.

[occulthymns]

It's mushroom forests, not a swamp!

[parasiteye]

Sounds swampy to me... Don't mushrooms like wet places?

[occulthymns]

... It isn't that wet.

[parasiteye]

But it is a little wet?

[occulthymns]

Don't give me that look.

[parasiteye]

What look~?

[occulthymns]

[She reaches up to pinch his cheeks.]

That one.

[parasiteye]

[ skgjsk NOT SEXY ]

Ow--!

[occulthymns]

[She lets go after a minute, giggling.]

[parasiteye]

[ sdkjgsk Kaz hisses at her in annoyance. uncool B[ ]

[occulthymns]

Come on, you're cute.~

[parasiteye]

.....

I'm leaving.