001. Video

[fishdouche]

[Eridan is admiring his new bracelet, twisting and turning it to watch the stone set in the middle shimmer. He pauses, tapping at the center of the stone before addressing the screen, his entire demeanor radiating barely controlled rage and indignation.]

Wwhat the fuck is goin on here? Maybe you havven't heard a me, but, believve me, I am a seriously important troll an you're goin to rue the day you messed with Eridan Ampora. So wwhy don't you just go ahead an showw yourself an stop bein a fuckin cowward.

I don't blame you for hidin though, 'cause once I find wwhoevver is fuckin with me, you're dead.

[Suddenly occuring to him that his words might be more apt than he originally thought, Eridan is uncharacteristically struck silent for a moment. After all, he was dead. Not many trolls, even ones as talented as him, could survive being chainsawed in half. He'd been d-e-a-d dead and, now, well, he was here. Maybe this was some sort of afterlife... He dismisses the idea almost immediately with a visible shake of his head. This is stupid. Magic doesn't exist and these gods don't exist and... Right, getting back to the point. He taps at the bracelet again.]

I mean, at least you “gods” havve an appreciation for the finer things in life, but Eridan Ampora is nobody's toy. Least a all a bunch a shoddy magicians or wwizards or wwhatevver you wanna call yourselvves. Evveryone knows that magic isn't real. So, nice try, but  I'm not buyin it. Game's ovver.

[Secure in his victory over whatever charlatans are trying to pull the wool over his eyes, a smirking Eridan shuts off the video feed. Or at least he attempts to but only manages to change the video screen size. He curses, spluttering in frustration as he pushes buttons randomly until the bracelet finally turns off. So much for his attempt at coolkid status.]

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[honky]

yeah, they're all friends...

[Which is a pretty good reminder not to run off and kill Sollux, actually...]

BUT MAN
you know karbro
ALWAYS UP AND READY TO GET HIS MOTHERFUCKIN FORGIVE ON FOR A BROTHER...
if he can all do it for me he could for you, right?

[Granted, there is a bit of pale influence there, but...Still.]

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[fishdouche]

if you say so
i guess i can try right
not like he can havve kan cull me again or anythin
not here at least

[honky]

i'm tellin you brother
YOU ARE ALL UP AND GETTIN YOUR WORRY ON FOR NOTHING.
i'm sure he'll be all tickled to see you again yo :o)

[fishdouche]

sure wwhatevver you say thanks gam

[honky]

don't mention it my brother :o)