4th CASE | ANONYMOUS TEXT

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[ Okay, so Holmes and Watson are interested in acquiring Paid Housing. They're in need of a flatmate to share expenses. Feel free to troll/not answer the application. ]

In need of a third person to share better accommodations between an eligible bachelor and his esteemed friend.

Applicant must:
- enjoy the sounds of the violin
- have no objections to the smell of tobacco and chemicals
- be willing to partake in a 'barter' system between fellow housemates.
- good conversationalist is a bonus, but not a necessity. you're here to help us pay rent, not be our friend.
- be tolerant of those who keep late hours.
- Not touch anything owned by esteemed friend.

Please fill in the 'form' - as they say - below to be considered.

Your patronage is obliged.


<b>Name</b>: <b>What you would prefer us to know you as</b>: <b>Age</b>: On a range of 1-5. 1 being that you 'STRONGLY DISAGREE' and 5 being 'STRONGLY AGREE' - give your opinion on the following subjects. If you should be so inclined, do not hesitate to inflict your rather dull opinion instead of a number. <Blockquote><b>I am fond of silence</b> - <b>I need constant attention</b> - <b>I am up to date on the affairs of this city</b> - <b>I have a limited spectrum of vocabulary</b> - <b>Goethe is pithy</b> - <b>I am educated</b> - <b>I am well read</b> - <b>I am interesting</b> - <b>I am to the point and do not enjoy embellishment</b> - <b>I am a unkempt individual </b> - <b>Sebastian Moran is in dire need of a shave</b> - <b>I am a secretive individual</b> - <b>I am (potentially) fond of dogs</b> - </blockquote> Complete the following: <b>Straining upon the start. The game's</b> <b>A man is measured in the way he</b> <b>It is capital mistake to</b> <b>How interesting I am is attributed to the fact</b>: <b>C17H21NO4 is the chemical equation for</b> <b>I am from the year</b> <b>Will you explain the meaning of this illustrious iPod?</b> <b>John Watson (Tall) should not push through with his marriage because</b> <b>I cope with boredom by</b>

Comments

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TYVM? Expound?

[tipsygnostalgia]

thank
you
very
much

tyvm

[tipsygnostalgia]

also lol expound

EXPOUND

expooooumnd u sure love that word
thats going 2 b your new name now señor expound

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I am not hispanic. How did you infer that heritage from my typing patterns? I know it is a considerably difficult feat but don't be stupid.

Did you just abbreviate 4 words? Truly?

[tipsygnostalgia]

idk if youre spanish it just soudned better
* sounded

and yes
yes i did
but guess what?

idgaf ;)

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I'm an Englishman, thank you. I do not know what that acronym stands for.

[tipsygnostalgia]

ohhhh cool
i am an honorary english citizen did u know that

[Only because England adopted her when he was here.]

idgaf stands 4 i dont give a fuck

i should teach u all the modern lingo so you fit in

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Don't serve the queen half hearted, that thought is appalling in its entirety.

No. I do not wish to fit into anything.

[tipsygnostalgia]

what queen
queen of england?
they had a queen right

oh so u dont wanna be mainstream is that it