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[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

[A handsome, wild-eyed, middle-aged man with a pencil thin moustache appears, then goes in and out of focus a bit as he rapidly moves his bracelet closer to and away from his face.]

Is this on? Marvelous technology, really! Tish, did they give you one? I think it would look better on you, but ah, I don’t suppose we have a choice! Like a manacle, a chain, binding us to this place to be used like chattel, forced into unspeakable acts- querida, I must find you, and soon. [smoldering look]

Fester, old man, where have you gotten to? And the children, and Grandmama, and Lurch, and Thing? This room is remarkably empty. Oh, well, it’s like a scavenger hunt! I offer a reward to anyone who can hear this message, ten doubloons and a fine cigar to anyone who can find a member of my family! Haha!

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aslkjdf didn't realize you were doing this tonight

[mortematris.livejournal.com]

[Ah, Gomez, wherever you go, she is there. And here is no exception. It's just a matter of fiddling, for a moment, to get the feed open.]

Gomez. [She quirks an eyebrow, smiling darkly.] It's unspeakable, isn't it.

I decided to jump in before I freaked the fuck out. XD

[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

[Ah, there she is, his entrancing wife. Gomez smiles back, his eyes full of smoldering longing.] Ghastly. Unnerving. Tish, where are you?

I SYMPATHIZE

[mortematris.livejournal.com]

[They are about to make so many people uncomfortable. She smiles deeper.] Somewhere dark, and lonely.

[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

My blood boils, just thinking of it. Cara mia, I'm burning for you already. Is it terribly desolate?

[mortematris.livejournal.com]

Oui.

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[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

[...]

Maybe your reward would be more effective with a description to go with it, Ojisan!

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[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

Ah, an excellent point, young fellow! Yes, let's see ...

My brother, Fester, has always been something of a lady-killer, though never convicted! He's quite dashing, and I've always been jealous of his smooth coiffure. Wednesday is a charming little lady, eleven years old, very well put together and resourceful, never without her butcher knife. We're so proud of her! Pugsley's a bit younger, and I'm afraid he's quite the little rascal. He has his grandfather's eyes, and he'd be more than happy to bring them out for anyone who asked. Grandmama is [pauses, raises an eyebrow] very old, Lurch is very tall, and Thing is extraordinarily handy.

As for my wife ... [his eyes goes dark and misty] She is the most bewitching, exquisite, chilling woman to ever walk this plane of existence. Her hair is like a moonless night, her skin as pale and lovely as a corpse, her lips blood kissed, her eyes ... oh, her eyes! [It's pretty clear he could go on in this vein for some time, unless interrupted.]

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[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

[Conan has his notebook out and was making notes -- but this soon stops so he can instead stare sceptically at Gomez instead.

As Gomez's rapturous account of his wife continues, however, Conan has to interrupt.]

Ah, I can only write so fast, um -- you never mentioned your name.

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[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

I am an Addams. [with a proud lift of the chin] Gomez Addams! And to whom am I speaking?

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[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

[...] Edogawa Conan. It's nice to meet you, Addams-san.

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[aeterno_arma]

[Isn't he quite the charmer.] It's certainly nothing like the technology I saw in my world.

Are you looking for your family, sir?

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[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

Excellent guess! Yes, indeed, I suppose I shall explore this city a bit, but I must eventually reunite with them.

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[aeterno_arma]

[he smile.] Thank, sir. If you explain me how they look like I will be able to tell you if I saw them around the city.

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[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

[And Gomez will repeat a similar description to this one (http://asgardeventide.livejournal.com/37610.html?thread=4081898#t4081898) in response.] Report back to me, and there shall be a reward, young lady!

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[aeterno_arma]

[That's quite the description.] Your daughter walks around with a butcher knife? Isn't that dangerous? Your wife sounds like a really beautiful woman. Might I ask for your name?

You don't need to give me anything in return, I don't mind helping.

...

Uhm..I'm a boy, sir. [But this happeend to him before, so yeah, used to it.]

video.

[turkishly.livejournal.com]

[The video flicks on--he's getting better at this, he swears. Pausing he arches an eyebrow beneath his mask.] You've got a nice way of talkin'.

Much better than most of the people whining all the time 'round here!

video.

[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

And you, sir, a handsome mask. [rubbing his chin thoughtfully, then arching his eyebrow with suddenly devilish look] Is there a masquerade ball going on at the moment?

[Gomez does so love to dance.]

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[turkishly.livejournal.com]

You like it? [A smirk crawls across his face--he can tell he's going to like this fellow already.] Why thank yah! It's porcelain, always worn it, always should but sadly it's for no masquerade, only for my own choice in attire.

After all, bein' a mystery is often important. We should have one though--I would have a costume already.

video.

[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you maimed beneath? Hideously scarred by some fell happenstance? [gives him a sly grin] You devil, keeping it hidden like that. Keeping your best assets from prying eyes, eh?

video.

[turkishly.livejournal.com]

Well if I told yah that, kind sir, I would not be so much of a mystery would I? [The grin is returned as he leans back.]

I gotta tease with somethin' now, don't I?

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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

What the devil are you on about? [They caught that smoldering look, and that is best left for private affairs, thank you!]

A cigar, you say... You know those just might kill you, one day!

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[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

[Gomez has never been very good at keeping his affairs with his wife private. ]

Aha, but what a way to go, eh? I must say, those are some impressive fangs you're sporting there.

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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

We suppose so... Still! What a shame it'd be if you passed on before your time~

[They do pause at that, nearly crooning with pleasure even as their grin stretches even wider--if such a thing were possible.] Why, thank you! We're rather fond of them, ourselves. Most people don't share such delightful thoughts!

[rabiduspatris.livejournal.com]

Oh, surely not. Clearly, they'd be the envy of any thinking man. [firmly] I must admit, I'm jealous! But who do you mean by we? Are you married?

[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

Flatterer. [They don't sound displeased.] Heavens, no! Once! No, we're simply two individuals.