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So. Kidnapping women and children, and then building snowmen for us to play with! [The laughter rises and falls eerily, choking past their gritted teeth.] Oh, how rich! Well, at least you can say you put a smile on our face! We’ll wring your necks while we chuckle about it!

[They pause for a moment, claws scraping against the floor.] We must admit, we've never seen moving snowmen before... [They're still lurking around Hel's district, scrutinizing the bracelet with a particularly nasty flash of their teeth.]

Needless to say, we still aren't impressed.

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Is that so? [She doesn't sound like she believes him.] Then why do you look like a demon?

Heeeey, panties! It's you again!

[Oh, god.]

DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Haha don't get 'em in a twist, you'll ruin them.

Why are you even talking to me? Go away!

Don't be so cold~~

[Uuugh get lost already B(]

What do you want??

What color are they today?

[aflkajflkjLAKJFLKAJF She is so pissed off.]

I'm not talking to you! Get lost!

Hmm...nope, don't feel like it!

[AUUUGH SHUTTING HER BRACELET OFF 8(]

Because what better face to strike terror into the hearts of those who would harm the innocent?

[COMPLETE DISBELIEF.]

You're a good guy? Really??

We are. [The most certain.] Nothing puts a smile on our face more than the shining gratitude in the eyes of the innocent!

... I've got to say, I'm skeptical.

Think what you will! We hardly need your approval. But if you do ever find yourself in a spot of trouble, we'd be happy to help!

[Trouble, eh......?]

Well, that annoying pervert keeps harassing me.... [Maybe this guy can scare Kaz into leaving her alone >:)]

A pervert... That boy? Hah! Trouble, that one...

[They pause for a moment, considering.]

Well. We'll fix him right up, don't you worry. And if he does it again? You tell us. [Grinning oh-so cheerfully!]

--Hey!

We don't want to hear it! Harassing a young woman because you can't control your own sexual lust... Disgraceful!

What the fuck!!! I ain't even interested in her!

Then why is she calling you a pervert? Sounds very suspicious to us!

[SO VERY MUCH.]

Of course. Take care, hmm?

You too! And hey, thanks for the help! That guy is really irritating.

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