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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

So. Kidnapping women and children, and then building snowmen for us to play with! [The laughter rises and falls eerily, choking past their gritted teeth.] Oh, how rich! Well, at least you can say you put a smile on our face! We’ll wring your necks while we chuckle about it!

[They pause for a moment, claws scraping against the floor.] We must admit, we've never seen moving snowmen before... [They're still lurking around Hel's district, scrutinizing the bracelet with a particularly nasty flash of their teeth.]

Needless to say, we still aren't impressed.

Comments

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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

We don't want to hear it! Harassing a young woman because you can't control your own sexual lust... Disgraceful!

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

What the fuck!!! I ain't even interested in her!

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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

Then why is she calling you a pervert? Sounds very suspicious to us!

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Because she's a paranoid bitch, that's why! She ain't even got a chest on her! She's flat!

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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

And you had the audacity to look! Why, when we get our hands on you...

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

All guys check girls out!!

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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

When you're leering like a buffoon to the point where they're uncomfortable and notice, you're doing it wrong! [Your charming skills, they weep for them!]

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

I didn't leer!

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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

Remarking about her chest in such a crude fashion, to the point where she asked us to shut you up?

We beg to differ!

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

She's fucking nuts! She exaggerated.

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[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

Did she?

Did she? [THEY DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.]

audio; SCREECH THAT ICON

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

U, u-uhh.....

audio; YOU LOVE IT.

[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

That's what we thought. [So very smug, hurr hurr.]

audio; GO TO BED

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

I didn't do nothin' to her--!

audio; HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY BED TIME...

[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

None of your excuses! Play nice, or it'll be time out.

audio; I KNOW EVERYTHING

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

O, of course... I ain't gonna start nothing.

audio; /weeps ONE LAST TAG

[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

Good boy! Now off you go! Go make friends and flourish!

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

Euuughhhh....