003 || ACCIDENTAL VIDEO.

[onlyserves]

[ oh, good day, asgard. is everyone having fun during the hug fest? hopefully no one is too upset to notice on their bracelets a peculiar view: it would seem two bodies are currently hugging one another. normal, right? well, if one takes a much closer look, then it would be easy to tell that one of them was wearing a dark colored shirt while a considerably shorter person was currently struggling to free themself from the other person's grip who just so happens to be the owner of the bracelet. the identities are currently unknown until one begins to speak, or rather began screaming.]

L-Let go of me!! Hey, are you even listening to me? Miketsukami-kun, I said release me..!! [ but, fine, if that’s the way you’re going to play it she’ll try and act cool... or calm. neither will end up working knowing these two. ] I suppose I can let your sudden clinginess pass since this is normal for you. H-However, you’re far too close you know...

[ an instant answer will not be given by Soushi as he continues to hold onto his master as closely and tightly as he can without harming his petite master. it almost felt as if he was trying to convey some sort of deep emotions towards her, but is unable to do so. with Ririchiyo reprimanding him, it now seems as if he was being his typical clingy servant self. at least, it would seem as so from his lack of words or apology. ]

...Ririchiyo-sama, you are far too kind and considerate of other's emotions. I am at a complete loss of words. It is difficult to determine if I should apologize for my current selfishness or prove my gratitude for your... [ No, he could not say "wasted". ] kindness towards a dog, one such as myself. [ there will be another slight pause as he continues to hold her, but after a few moments more, he finally says: ] The urge to hold you has gone to past, Ririchiyo-sama. I am ready to release you. Thank you very much for allowing it.

H-Hmph, I don’t see why you’re thanking me since I didn’t give the order to begin with. Should I say “You’re welcome”, even if that’s the case? If the urge to hold me has gone past, then I don’t see why you remain clinging onto me the way you are. Could it be that you don’t want to let go for some reason? How bold of you.

Not at all. [ another light pause, just to give room for the sparkles to begin to, well, sparkle. ] I would never dare dream of such a presumptuous thought. Yet the mere idea of being given such a chance to do so, I do admit, it will be a great honor....and a dream come true.

… … … [ give her a moment to let those words sink in before -- ] What kind of dreams do you have exactly?

It's quite simple, Ririchiyo-sama. [ wait, what is this? is Soushi actually going to give her an honest answer!? ] Do you not remember of the time where I made a promise to do everything in my power to not only protect my body, mind, and lifestyle, in order to remain better suited to serve you?

Of course I remember. Do you think that I’d forget those words? Heh, what a foolish thought. [ you can take that as a yes. ]

Dreams are also part of the equation, Ririchiyo-sama. [ in other words, even his dreams are Ririchiyo-sama-centric. ]

As if I’m going to believe an excuse like that-!! That would be implying that you dream o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [ NOPE SHE CAN’T EVEN SAY IT. ]

That’s precisely what I am trying to convey to you. Even in my dreams, I am constantly protecting you as I believe it my duty as both your SS agent and dog goes beyond simply doing so in this reality, but in every single one. [ HERE COMES THE KICKED PUPPY DOG LOOK! ] Being unable to protect you so....would feel like an absolute failure on my part. If such a case would ever happen, then I....I have no right to be your dog!

[ OH NO SHE CAN’T HANDLE THE KICKED PUPPY EXPRESSION. which is why if she wasn’t clinging to him she would be trying to calm him down. ] No, you don’t have to go that far... No wait, how did we even get to this topic? Anyway, just hurry up and let go of me will you!?

Fufufu. Certainly. [ Soushi will slowly begin to unwrap his arms around his master’s petite form until.... ] …! [ he ….is having a difficult time removing his arms from their place. ] Oh. [ just to be entirely certain of the situation,, he will begin to lightly wiggle from his position. Once he was entirely certain of being unable to remove or even move his arms from her, he will finally announce: ] …Ririchiyo-sama, I would like to be given the chance to apologize to you. [ Even though he really does sound apologetic, he is currently smiling at his master ] It would seem I am unable to do as you wish...

That’s not reassuring at all!! [ with that said, the feed ends with a whack. it seems Ririchiyo has either (1) stolen Soushi’s bracelet or (2) hit his bracelet hand. yeah, the latter seems more likely. who knows~ ]

[ooc: yup, another soushi and ririchiyo silly joint post. ririchiyo is purple and soushi is silver. right now, i am going to head to bed, so i will tag everyone tomorrow. so yeah. everyone is going to be jumped by both characters. xD; ]

Comments

[patronizing]

It isn’t ‘all the more reason to ask’! [ A sigh. Seriously Battler? Seriously? ] To think you’d pick on a weak and defenseless girl like myself, how cruel.

[titties]

Hey, wait a sec-- should you really be saying that? You have a pretty bad habit of picking on others!

[patronizing]

It isn't like that!! [ But it is and it isn't. SHE DOESN'T BULLY PEOPLE BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO they bully her uuu... ] Don't make crazy assumptions like that without knowing the story!!

[titties]

You admitted it at one point in time, but... tch... Alright, alright.

[patronizing]

Why would I admit to bullying others? [ But she knows that she does, to a degree. In fact, it was just how she spoke to people in general; it’s not like she wanted talk to people the way she did. No, it was the complete opposite. ] That would be like labeling myself as the bad guy for no reason. Hmph, either way it doesn’t matter. Let’s end that discussion.

[titties]

... Alright. There's something else I wanted to talk to you about. [ he frowns, his demeanor changing pretty significantly. he does want to talk to her about ange. it's funny how much he's changed, though. before finding himself with more responsibilities, he would have preferred to just not take anything seriously ]

[patronizing]

[ The sudden change in demenour was surprising, to say the least. For the amount of time she’d known Battler, she hadn’t known him to have any more than just an immature side, but it seemed she was wrong. She could tell by the serious tone alone that he wanted to talk about something important which was something that caught her off guard. What did he want to talk about exactly? For him to switch gears so suddenly... it had to be something serious in nature or, at the very least, someone he cared about. ]

Something you want to talk to me about? [ Her tone held much curosity at this as a curious expression crossed her features. ] What is it?

[titties]

About Ange... .... [ His voice trails off. It's funny how he's been trying to push her towards having friends all this time, but she found a good one herself. But, he still has no intention of leaving her completely in another's hands until he can show her what he wants to show her. ] You have my thanks. I've heard that you two have become pretty close.

[patronizing]

Is that so? ... While I don’t see how it’s something to thank me over I suppose you’re expecting me to say ‘No no, it’s my pleasure’ or something like that. [ Even if she didn’t say it outloud, she knew that she’d gotten quite close with Ange recently... perhaps even to the point of considering the other girl a close friend. ] Although I wouldn’t really know if it’s close or not. She’s nothing like you, however. [ She’s joking but her voice doesn’t sound like it. ] Something I find refreshing, I guess.

[titties]

Oi, oi! We're siblings, siblings! She has all my good qualities! [ He does have some, even if its hard to believe... But he's kinda joking around too ]

[patronizing]

So you’re saying that she’s also a pervert, like yourself. I never thought to think that brothers would insult the younger sibling.

[titties]

Gyah--! I don't want to think about Ange being a pervert like me! It my other good qualities!

[patronizing]

Hah? And what other good qualities are we talking about here? For I fail to see any. I suppose she takes after you in regards to hair colour but Ange is who she is. [ A shrug. ] She takes after herself.

[titties]

Ange is pretty cool, isn't she? It's things just like that. [ though ange herself is pretty unique compared to kyrie and rudolf... him too... ]

[patronizing]

I wouldn’t go as far as calling her ‘cool.’ I doubt that’s the kind of thing a girl like her wants to hear. [ Then again, she can’t say much on the matter. ] In any case, she’s a good friend to have.

[titties]

Being called 'cool'.... It's a compliment, isn't it? It's way better then being called 'lame', or something! [ girls are so damned weird. they don't like being called cute or cool so what do they want to be called.... ]

[patronizing]

Says you and every other guy out there. [ s i g h. well, she isn’t going to sit around and explain. ] Is that all you wanted to discuss with me? Judging how you became so serious, I expected something more dramatic. Such an anticlimax.

[titties]

Ahh, that's no good in that case. I'm not someone who usually disappoints at all when it comes to the dramatics.

[patronizing]

What, so there’s more that you wanted to discuss? [ If she’s teasing or not isn’t clear, but the chances are that she is. ] In that case, I’m all ears for this so called ‘dramatics.’ Are you going to have some music to add to that? Or are you just going to yell ‘Objection!’ at me while accusingly pointing your finger at me?

[titties]

... Nope! I just wanted to thank you. But, ahh--there's always a lot of stuff to discuss here, isn't there? Like, are the Gods complete and total perverts after all?! What's with all the hugging, all of the sudden?! That kind of stuff! [ Yeah he's just being silly, and he knows that! ]

[patronizing]

I don’t think you and I hold the same definition of the word ‘perverted.’ [ Because, while hugging other people was certainly uncomfortable, it was far from being listed under as something perverted. ] Perhaps if you picked up an English Dictionary you’d find that hugging people isn’t listed under as such.

[titties]

... Wait--you can't see how this kind of curse would be ideal to a pervert's fantasy at all? [ then again, he's the type to think that it is, with how he harassed his own aunts into doing things like laying in his lap in aschoolgirl outfit ]

[patronizing]

Regrettably, no. [ Actually she’s glad, nevermind the ‘regrettably’ part. ] And I don’t wish to know how it is ideal to them either. If it was something else, I wouldn’t question it however.