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Arihiko Inui ([personal profile] arihibro) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-05-20 08:53 pm

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[GOOD AFTERNOON ASGARD. Now we know you've been enjoying some delightful musical outbreaks all over the network these days, so how about we change things up a little with some classic yelling matches resulting from petty arguments in teenage boys.

Oh and this is Freya house, around room 504. They're being loud, so it probably wouldn't be too surprising to hear them if you happen to live nearby. Sorry... They'll apologize. ...Maybe...]


THAT'S COMPLETE BULL! Some sort of "watcher"? Dude, I don't watch, I'm part of the action!

[GLASSES PUSH because why.] You've never been part of any action so stop acting like you're somehow fated to get involved with anyone. In fact, I think that pegs your deviance pretty well.

[pointing at Shiki's face and still yelling don't mind Arihiko] Don't talk like as if you have the right to judge my entire life with just this. And what are you implying now, I've been involved with you since the start of middle school! [NOT GAY] What about you, Mr. Charm? There's nothing "beautiful" about your personality, and you don't exactly have the most memorable of physical appearances either!

[Smug. Smug smug smug because that is the only way to reply to something like this.] That so? I seem to remember senpai preferring me over you any day. Let's forget the actual circumstances. You have to admit that I'm the one she invited to after school tea and curry bread. Not you.

[THAT IS

SO NOT FAIR oh god he's just spluttering now]
SHE'S BEEN TRICKED BY YOUR HUMBLENESS, OF COURSE ANY WOMAN AS KIND AND SWEET AS SENPAI WOULD FALL FOR YOUR SMALL ACT! DON'T SOUND PROUD OF IT!!

[Now Shiki is pointing and yelling. No way Arihiko knows anything about anyone.] WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING KIND AND SWEET?! IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, YOU'D BE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS ME!

PLENTY, SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS SO COLD AND MERCILESS AROUND ME!! BUT IF I FIND OUT YOU'VE ABUSED THAT POWER OF YOURS ON ANY WOMEN HERE, DON'T EXPECT ME TO HOLD BACK!!

WHY WOULD I DO THAT? AREN'T I A NICE PERSON TO BEGIN WITH? NICE! NOT SOME STREET THUG LIKE YOU!

SAYS THE GUY WHO'S MADE A GIRL CRY. YOU'RE TACTLESS, TOHNO!! SO DID YOU USE IT ON ANYONE YET, HUH??

Not.

Even.

Once.


[...]

Ah, so it really is you after all. I don't have to beat up your evil twin or something, in that case.

You're the worst. Why are we friends again?

Never mind that. Damage Drain. Damage Drain! Yours could get you out of a tight spot, but what am I gonna do with this? Even in video games, taking damage for someone else but not actually healing is useless! Ughhhhh. [He's grabbing at his short orange hair in frustration, ok]

Maybe you can pair up with that Shirou and be a perfect team.

No way, he's not in Heimdall too? Where does he live anyway, you still haven't given me that punk's address!

...

Wait, why are you on a first name basis with that Emiya?!

Seriously? First of all, he's in the same house I'm in. Secondly, he doesn't deserve to be called by his family name.

WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THAT?! And more importantly, stop using that weird logic of yours! Anyway, you can use that bracelet thing to call people, right? C'mon, show me h-- [--oh wait.

was his on... Except he can't tell so Arihiko is just looking confusedly at the camera. He left his bracelet on the table of Shiki's room on his way in...]


Just press it or something. I don't call specific people so I don't know.

Tch. Shouldn't you pay attention to these sort of things? [Grumbling, he reaches out for his, still not sure exactly what his bracelet is doing, and a few clicks later, the feed shuts off. ...Lucky accident there, but at least the screaming'll stop now.]

((OOC: Black is Arihiko, and blue is Shiki [personal profile] this_chair. Replies will be in separate threads because those are easier to keep track of, and threadjack may happen!))
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs sʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-05-22 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I see. Then I take back that comment of mine. [ For now. She’ll use it as a trump card if she has to. ] Then if you aren’t romantically involved, then I take it you two are old friends?
Edited (i swear i can spell god damn) 2012-05-22 02:20 (UTC)
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sɪɢʜɪɴɢ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-05-22 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You must be joking. We are the furthest from ‘friends’ you can get, and I don’t even plan to befriend that guy. I wouldn’t even go as far as calling him an acquaintance of mine as we hardly talk to one another. [ And, for a change, she’s actually telling the truth. Her and Shiki weren’t friends as they never really tried to bond. ] I just humor him from time to time.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× (ʜᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ) ʜᴏᴡ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-05-22 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
As if. We aren’t even that. [ WHAT ARE FRIENDS... ] He’s just an annoying loud guy who I talk to sometimes over the network.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴇᴀsʏ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-05-23 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's useless, all useless... it will do you no good to try and understand her logic good sir. ]

Once again, you are completely wrong. I told you before, didn’t I? We are the furthest thing from being acquaintances. In fact, that guy is bellow even that already low rank. Why would I want him as such a thing? The fact that we just talk from time to time means that we are nothing more than passerbys. Furthermore, what would I gain from being this guys friend? Sorry, but you have our relationship all wrong.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× sᴏᴜsʜɪ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪs ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-05-23 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ is he that much of a blockhead really ]

That’s pretty spot on for a second to third guess. It’s exactly as you say; he’s just a random weird guy. [ at this, she shrugs. neither of them knew the other very well, and she didn’t really have any plans to know him better or vice visa. ] He is the kind of guy who is hard to ignore over the network.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ᴏʜ ᴜᴍ ᴀʜ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-05-23 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ when it doubt, ask jeeves... no, actually don't. ask cleverbot, they have all the answers these days. ]

You have my eternal gratitude. [ except she doesn’t sound like she’s grateful but more bored or disinterested. ] I can finally sleep better now that I know there is someone out there who will keep that weird guy under control. Whatever can I do to repay your kindness?
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× sᴍᴜɢғᴀᴄᴇ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-05-23 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... and she just keeps on finding the charmers. lucky for her she's not swooned too easily. well, for the most part. ] Arihiko Inui, is it? Well, since you were polite enough to tell me your name I suppose I can return the sentiments. Ririchiyo Shirakiin.
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ɴᴏᴛ sᴜʀᴇ ɪғ ᴜɴsᴜʀᴇ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-05-23 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn’t go that far...

[ YEEEEAHHHH. LEANING TOWARD JUST ANOTHER WEIRDO.. ]
patronizing: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ⇢ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ. (× ʜᴍᴍᴍᴍᴍᴍᴍᴍᴍᴍᴍ.)

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[personal profile] patronizing 2012-05-23 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
From what I remember, time works differently here. [ in other words, she doesn’t really.. know.. ] But I’ve been here since the ice fairies event which was, roughly, February time.