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[gunsgoldgirls]

What the hell's wrong with everybody? Singing these weirdass songs... This one of those tricks the gods play, or is everyone messed in the head?

You'll never catch me giving in to that...

[And he starts singing uncontrollably, trying to hide it and switch off the video, but, 40-something from the 80's, what is dealing with technology.]

I am Jack Bauer
always in danger
I am Jack Bauer
I never die
I am Jack Bauer
I get pissed easily
I am Jack Bauer
I'm actually a cry baby...

Comments

[gunsgoldgirls]

It's not...my name... I'm [bracing himself for it, oh god here it comes, please someone make it stop-] Rudolf Ushiromiya!

Hah, there we go, that's better.

[patronizing]

Ushiromiya? [ Wait, does that mean... ] So there’s more of you here. That’s a comforting thought. I take it that you’re related to the perverse guy and Ange?

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He laughs] The perverse guy? You mean Battler? Yeah, they're my kids.

[patronizing]

They’re your kids!? [ That was not the answer she was expecting... how lucky for the two of them to have their parent in this place. Or unlucky. Hell if she knows. ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, my adorable daughter and dumbass son.

[patronizing]

No favoritism I see...

[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey, he's the one who plays favourites, you'd do it too if one of your kids hated your guts.