02 | Video

[gunsgoldgirls]

What the hell's wrong with everybody? Singing these weirdass songs... This one of those tricks the gods play, or is everyone messed in the head?

You'll never catch me giving in to that...

[And he starts singing uncontrollably, trying to hide it and switch off the video, but, 40-something from the 80's, what is dealing with technology.]

I am Jack Bauer
always in danger
I am Jack Bauer
I never die
I am Jack Bauer
I get pissed easily
I am Jack Bauer
I'm actually a cry baby...

Comments

[titties]

W, What the Heeeeelll?! Keep a song like that to yourself! I don't wanna hear that!

It's my dick in a box.
My dick in a box, babe

[gunsgoldgirls]

I told you I can't stop?! Do you think I'd be doing it if I could?!

Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box

[titties]

Quit screwing around! Shouldn't it be as easy as stopping yourself from giving into what they want?!

Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box

[gunsgoldgirls]

What about you, huh? You're just as bad!

Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box
My dick in a box

[titties]

You started this with that weird song in the first place! It should be as easy as stopping..!

[ a pause. ah, has he stopped? ]

See? Heh, this is a lot easier then I thought it would be to fight off this curse!

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Oh, huh, that easy? Alright, good job boy!

[titties]

Heh, see? It's not so hard when you try.

[gunsgoldgirls]

We make a good team, huh?

[titties]

... Hey, I guess we do, don't we?

[oh god whats going on.]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Bonding is going on.]

We can handle anything those guys throw at us as a father-son team.

[titties]

Gods, witches, or whatever -- it's useless if we're working together.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[okay yeah this is just weird...]

That's right! Nothing can stop us, huh? We'd better get to overturning the monarchy...or whatever you'd call it when gods are in control.

[titties]

Wait-- what the Hell? What's gotten into you, anyways, old man?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Me? What's gotten into you? Can't I have some enthusiasm with my kid?

[titties]

It's completely weird!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Maybe you're the one being weird!

[titties]

Even if I was acting kinda weird, you started it!

[gunsgoldgirls]

So what, it was just a dumb joke, you didn't have to go and agree with it!

[titties]

When it's a harmless joke, isn't it best to sometimes just smile and nod and go along with it until the punchline? [unless family members or dying or something...]

[gunsgoldgirls]

You want a punch line? I can show you one...

[titties]

I think I'll pass on the kind you're probably offering.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Nah, c'mere, take a lesson from your old man, your parents have a lot of wisdom to pass on.

[titties]

I get enough abuse at home, I never asked for any here, you know.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Pretty sure you just did. Come on, come on, just come here for a nice hug.

[titties]

Not falling for it.